50% Sass, 50% Confustion

Yes, you found me. Her Royal Highness Chrisassy the Queen of Sass and Ruler of Sassitania. In all of her shocking forgetfulness, super distractibility, selective hearing, and general ability to completely miss any point! ~~ Translation: what up guys im really freaking ADD and I over play my sass level

[just-shower-thoughts]

People mourn the loss of the Notre Dame cathedral for it is almost a thousand years old, yet we are destorying our planet that is over 4.5 billion years old.

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

too soon

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

[increasingly-gay]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the moon has no atmosphere most likely the flags planted have been bleached by the sun. We now have white flags on the moon. We surrendered to the moon.

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[beggars-opera]

this is peak fucking comedy

[coolinarygabey]

[debbieneedstostrut-deactivated2]

what is the MAGIC

[adrnired]

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

[ewebean]

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

[featherless-wings]

Want it. Nnh

[punch-a-your-buns]

you can make it yourself at home folks! Mochi is really simple to make, all you have to do is take 2 cups rice flower, mix with 1 cup water and ½ cup sugar, boil it in a pot or put in a ceranwrap covered bowl and put in microwave for 7 minutes. turn off the heat and stir it until it becomes solid and sticky. Then you can roll it into balls with a little bit of rice flour on top to keep it from being too sticky. Then you can eat it just like that, cover a scoop of ice cream and freeze it to make this, or you can make Strawberry Daifuku which is strawberries and red bean paste (anko) wrapped in mochi. I make it all the time!

[featherless-wings]

Aww damn i gotta do this!!

[garpusstuff]

Waaaaant. You’d find them in regular supermarkets in Seattle. Out here? Not so much. :(

[staxilicious]

reblogging this because MOCHI RECIPE

[princetpenguin]

a video recipe, for visual help; also a dog

[cozza-frenzy]

Always reblog Cooking With Dog.

[angryinkeddrunk]

I will never not reblog these because they are good as fuck

[dangerbooze]

there’s an asian supermarket close by to where I live and I raid the mochi section every chance I get

[wait-no-what-the-hell]

((Mochi is magical.))

[werevampiwolf]

I named my dog after this awesome shit

[serylem]

@chrisassy-sassqueen

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

I haven’t been on tumblr in a year. I came back so I could save this post.

[ticcytx]

Imagine your otp: person A works too much during night, so person B has to carry them to bed like a kid.

bonus:

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[chromsexual-out-deactivated2015]

favorite awakening characters + critical/skill activation quote

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[dumatki]

That was wild from start to finish

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

Describe Your OC

1: their voice

2: their smile

3: their greatest achievement

4: their insecurities

5: their shortcomings

6: how they deal with grief

7: how they like to dress

8: what they like to eat

9: their theme

10: their fashion sense

11: their family life

12: their romantic life

13: their embarrassing memory from years ago

14: how they react to burning their tongue on food

15: how they react to a brainfreeze

16: their dreams

17: their ambitions

18: how they sleep

19: their reaction to betrayal

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter

21: how they react to pain

22: what they're like on two hours of sleep

23: how they act when they're sick

24: what motivates them

25: why you enjoy them

[anthonyamorim]

when ur car has a panic button

[cc-videos]

Person 1: My car is cooler than your car!

Person 2: Uh, does your car have a panic button?

Person 1: What does that do?

Person 2: [presses button]

[I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco plays loudly]

[rtylering]

Everytime I watch this I’m furious that the song doesn’t play for longer.

[t-n-r]

[pixiv] [part 2]

[boredpanda]

Cats In Kimonos Are A Thing In Japan

[hotinsignia]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE

[amiablearcher]

You said you were “shepherds!” And so we are… in a manner of speaking. We just have a LOT of sheep.

Some tidbits from my “Chrom can be a real sassy little shit if you let him” collection.

[dopeybeauty]

if disney ladies had blogs

[salutencules]

Aurora straight up slammin tumblr

[serylem]

@chrisassy-sassqueen

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

Tag your princess 

[deadlykillerqueen]

Whoever runs this account knows what’s up

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Some advantages that dubs have over subs:

You can look at the scenery/characters’ faces and not be distracted reading subtitles

Sometimes you get a better “feel” for what’s being said if you’re hearing it in your own language

Maybe, just maybe, they got the voices matched better to the characters in the dub compared with the original (though this is completely subjective)

Honestly I like them both and don’t understand the whole Sub vs. Dub discourse in the anime fandom. There are a few dubs I genuinely despise, but for the most part I tend do like them about the same.

[angelrinisadork]

Also some people are dyslexic and wouldn’t have to worry about that while watching a dub.

Also maybe the dub is actually enjoyable and sub only weebs should quit the elitist act and let people enjoy their native dubs from their countries if they please?

[chrisassy-sassqueen]

dyslexic thing though

you ppl don’t know how many times I read “sex” or “dead” when it isn’t there and I flip the fuck out