[AGGRESSIVELY SHIPS]

Hey, I'm Jared! I ship things. Shameless - Glee - Supernatural I'm also already in love with you, so you should probably come talk to me.

[asukaas]

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[idiotsonfb]

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

[chriscolfur-blog]

it is so sad that when I started reading this I was 100% sure it would be another horror story. that can tell you a lot about america right now

[inahiddenplace]

if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.

[thedapperproject]

I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.

I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)

[punziella]

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

[warmsuggestion]

Would you like to come over and look at the moon with me?

[gothicprep]

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

[the-arena-ballerina-deactivated]

“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”

[poptilyadrop]

[ebsbestlife]

But actually

[chriscolfur-blog]

kitten: i am going to get UP HIGH on the TALLEST THING

kitten: GONNA DO IT. I GOTTA

kitten, on the tallest thing: ...this was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake

[baddiosa-deactivated20210103]

sad as fuck but i’m gonna act like i don’t give a fuck

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[1672dykebrigade-deactivated2016]

stop i thought kansas was a city in Missouri, goodbye I’ve been here almost 8 yrs and i still don’t have a clue

[kjpoems]

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.

(58/365) by (KJ)

True

(via querquelife)

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[chefyk]

You’re all such beautiful people

[scottishearthbender]

Aesthetic: Frustrated Dean who has to put up with all this hanky panky.

[fadetouched]

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”