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•23•he/him• •attention whore/leo• For tips on how to live well and generally be a perfect human being, visit www.kingloptr.tumblr.com today!

[puptum]

some character ability interactions in overwatch

my twitter here

[black-morticia]

Some Parenting Book: “It is important to interact with your kid(s). Nothing’s wrong with playing games with them, especially if you can slip in a good life lesson for them! But of course, it’s also good to swallow your pride and let them win a few times!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ”

Sojiro Shimada, who skipped a few pages: Yes it does “suck” that you have to pay me $6000, but that’s what happens when you land on Boardwalk. And you know the rules, you have to pay tax as well. Hanzo did, and so do you, Genji. But take this as a lesson so you never have to owe anyone money in real life. Learn from this, my sons…

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

do some of you really think gifs are made in some app???? in some gifs editor??? do you really not understand that it takes time and effort to first learn how to do this shit decently and then making every single gif takes time??? is this why no one has any respect for us and just repost them??? 

[crittlerpunk-deactivated2017122]

remember the three Gs: goth, gay, an gamer

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via AlexTheHonk)

[samdirector24]

Two very good birb friendos

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They love their Large Soft Friend :)

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜

[helloiamdepressed]

[bluemist72]

phewwww this one took a while…so many details! Blizzard never slacks in the character department 0-0 Anyways, heres Reaper aka Gabriel Reyes (probably my favourite character in overwatch >_<) Enjoy!

[chrishemsworthy]

tongle dot com employee: does this picture seem off to you? other tongle dot com employee: ..it's perfect

[hucklexberry-blog]

[metalbatteryzone]

[pururin]

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[blackcatforce]

Zenyatta: peace and blessings be upon you all uvu

also Zenyatta: pain is an excellent teacher

Zenyatta: death is whimsical today

Zenyatta: (to an enemy Genji when using a discord orb) I̮̹̯̼͜ͅ ̵̪̗̳̠̜͜ͅk͍͖̯̩͠n̷̲̮͇̮͍ͅͅó̡͚̗̰́w̸̶̬̖͠ ̖͈t͎h͓̻̙͔ẹ̰̻͕͘̕͟ ̤̩̲͈̤͢d͎̥̠̫͖͈̫o̶̭̜͇̩̤̠̫ͅụ̜̱͕̱͙͜ͅb̜̘̣̞͍̱̫̗̖t̞̭͇̙̙͝s̻̺̟̬̙͘͡ͅ ̷̦͖́͘t̨͔̩͇͕̗h̲̭̭͓̞͖̞͚͞a̸̠̹̰̜t̶̛͔̱̱ ̡̛̙͕̰́p̴̸̢̺͉̘̼l҉͉͔̳̮͔͇̰͔a̱̼͕g̴̷͈̘̬͓̳̦̠͖̫u̵̴̪͓͢ͅe̶̻̦͈ ̡̛̝̩y̴͙̦̬̺͍̬̕o̰͚͇u̵̫͚͎̱͙.̢̛̦͉

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

please. please i am fucking begging you. just leave the house. go outside. see the world. look at nature. eat some grass. i dont care just. please. for gods sake. get off of tumblr.

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

@ everyone trying to start discourse on this post: EAT SOME FUCKING GRASS

[nuditea]

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

[naamahdarling]

My lavish dream lifestyle: 200% tips at IHOP and throwing struggling artists a couple hundred bucks to sketch my latest asshole OC. I buy my cats better food. I get new underwear twice a year, including a new bra. I have my jeans hemmed, and buy name-brand crackers. Nobody I know ever has to worry about a vet bill again. I quietly bankroll surgery and binders and electrolysis for every struggling trans person on Tumblr. The zoo near me builds a 300% larger reptile house and names it the Wigglesworth Von Snakeface Rept-o-Rama, and I hire a Great Dane ninja to shit on Trump’s Hollywood star every day and post the picture to Facebook and Twitter. Snakes manifest in nazis’ houses. They are made of red-hot chains and never stop screaming. My skin is clear. I sit on my front porch and drink tea. Someone hands me a hamburger.