Running On Fumes

Elliot || She/They || Lv 28 || LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 Chronically Ill Shitposter Extraordinaire — — — The Spidey to bb8-boppity-boo’s Deadpool — — — Novice Witch || Chaotic Gremlin Aries ☉ || Capricorn ☾ || Scorpio AC

[chronically-inflamed]

Oh look at that ✨ c h a n g e ✨

Much better. Back to my grungy bs instead of being Christmas merrywhoreness🎄

[chronically-inflamed]

I really do need to be more active on social media. Holy shit the last time I really posted or interacted here it was still the Christmas season. Life has been rough lately but when is it really not these days? Bleh. Let’s lest go update how this piece of shit tumblr looks 🙃

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[chronically-inflamed]

I LOVE the Christmas/Yule season but my lungs fucking HATE the artic air that comes with said Christmas/Yule season. I’m dying walking from the parking garage to my jobsite these days. I swear I’ll have a whole ass asthmatic response if I try to do anything other than a slow pace😩

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

[chronically-inflamed]

Currently on a double date and it was going so well - but now?t bro what is it with people and forgetting I’m actually fucking disabled underneath the abled masking.

We’re going from a place I had the ability to sit and interact and have a great time and enjoy myself to now being dragged out to go effectively walk an entire city.

(I’m sitting in the car rn as I type this)

they’re forgetting I can’t really do the walking walk for long, and ones my also functioning disabled fiancé and the other two are our friends. It’s not like they’re strangers. I’m about to suffer and have to pretend everything is fine. This sucks.

God save my ability to breath and my heartrate.

[funnytwittertweets]

[quixoticclown]

[bwooom]

do u think in superhero settings theres ppl who “just dont keep up with supers” like how ppl “just dont keep up with celebrities” irl

“uhh hey guys sorry i was late i got caught up in a bank robbery or whatever. saved by some guy with a cape though”

“what?! who!? which superhero?!”

“i dunno man i cant really distinguish them. they all wear basically the same thing. mask. cape. you know the deal”

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[eyesofthesunflower]

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

End ID]

[gaynaturalistghost]

As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

[ughdomenico]

Forbidden 3:30 a.m Nicotakes for the sleep deprived and Asians: Nico would be the one most willing to kill someone else in the Argo. Both Annabeth and Jason and Reyna would hype themselves up and then lose will on the last second. Hazel and Piper and Leo wouldn't. Frank and Percy would almost kill someone in the heat of the moment and then stop themselves.

Nico has, would, and if necessary will kill someone.

[45percenterthen]

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

[rylandsgrace]

If you want another actress for Annabeth, just remember what Rick Riordan said

[leafy-leafs]

TW: Bees, like thousands of bees, trypophobia

[pisskinkyaoi]

When the warning said thousands of bees they meant it

[bean-of-cheese]

what the FUCK that's alotta bees

[meatcrimes]

at what point do you just say “fuck it, this is the bees’ house now”

[parlezvousladybug]

That’s insane.

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[velinxi]

Percy Jackson doodles from my twitter

[naturalkillercyborg]

Reblog to make the person u reblogged this from comfy n cozy