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Petplay except I'm your terrible fucked up rescue dog with behavioral issues that keeps biting people. Not even a bratting situation cause you're not training me. If anything I'm in charge. And I want to bite people

tlirsgender

Irresponsible shelter dog owner petplay kind of a threeway situation where I'm biting someone and you beg them not to report it cause I have a bite record already and they'll have to put me down

allgremlinart

petplay but the petplay is pet grooming. petplay but the petplay is someone getting tied down and muzzled to get their hair brushed and nails clipped

djvance

oryou-condred

leona to get out of artblock

zhombiez

lazy coloring job but i’m back weeeee

putting random foods in wonton wrappers and making my moms bf eat one lol

#yeah theres strawberry #evil food teehee #food

that-gloomy-system

I love this meme so much it’s not even funny :33

ventique18

I always thought the absolute safest way for a female Yuu to survive a school full of hormonal men is to get with Malleus.

I also considered that being with any of the housewardens would give her enough power, but these guys are assholes so some would definitely try their luck maliciously; specifically to anger said housewarden. Comparatively, the fear of certain death follows Malleus anywhere. His favor would bring complete protection.

Which leads me to a dynamic I find interesting. An practical woman Yuu who targets Malleus for her own gain-- because he is every convenience in one package, and she's very aware of his fondness for her. She plans to dump him the very moment she can get out of this damn school, because being with him forever means she has to become his consort. Too much of a hassle for her.

But after spending time with him... pretending to like him. She does grow to love him. Deeply. So when she finds out just how much of a bleeding heart he is and how he doesn't realize that he's being taken advantage of in his own country, she decides to go for it after all.

If he can't be evil for his own sake, then she'll be evil for him. The horns to his halo. The profanity in his psalms. And she will carve a home for them where they can fully, truly be safe. Together.

just a girl and his 2 years expired soju

#why tf did they sell me this #does this make it aged #or like more alcoholic #still drinking it wtv

dearingdoe

i think this is my favorite drawing I've made so far

cozymochi

“I don't mind bein' booed. Feels good; means they're scared of us. I welcome their hatred.” 🦁

moethh

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