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@deathologistic

[chronopysch0]

new account (well it's actually been my account for months): @deathologistic

I haven't used this account and months and I don't know why I'm just now sharing where I switched to that but Hey gang

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

[cultivating-wildflowers]

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is literally the best thing i've ever seen

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hmu if you drink water like this

[were-ralph]

me with cum

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[constorfus]

Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers*

Adults: 😊🙏😊 Look at you!! 😊🙏😊🙏🙏 you’re so mature for your age 😊😊😊🙏🙏 Such an old soul!!! 😊🙏😊🙏😊😀😀O h m y g o o d n e s s 😀😊🙏 a truly G I F T E D child 😄😄🙏🙏😊🙏🙏

[spinji]

Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers except im 20 now*

Adults: You need to get out there. Why don't you go see your friends? All you do is sit in your room all day. I don't think this is healthy for you. Why are you like this?

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”

[daily-spooky]

[stup1d-k1llj0y]

@mcr-reference ??

[hellsitegenetics]

alright, if I was an animal, what animal d’you think I would be. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

A rooster. A rat. A... a rat. A rat, a rat. You’d be a rat. Jerma, you’re a rat. you’d be a rat... I think you’d be a rat.

(Gayly) I think I’d be a wolf. I think so too... I would be a wolf-lion-hybrid-mix. King of the junjle- junjle but still social, and with it and ferocious

String identified:

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A t. A at. A… a at. A at, a at. ’ a at. a, ’ a at. ’ a at… t ’ a at.

(Ga) t ’ a . t t… a —. g t - t t ca, a t t a c

Closest match: Schistosoma margrebowiei genome assembly, chromosome: 3Common name: Blood-fluke

[the-haiku-bot]

(Ga) t ’ a . t

t… a —. g t - t t ca,

a t t a c

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[andrewgravez]

“men shouldn’t write f/f” “women shouldn’t write m/m” hey come closer. closer. listen to me.

people. can write. whatever. the fuck. they want.

[9fork]

vriska veiska vrima

[kaijuno]

Welp my court date to get evicted unless I can come up with $950 is the 20th

[kaijuno]

$50/$950

Vnmo | CshAp

[kaijuno]

$55/$950

[kaijuno]

Please help or share if you can!

[kaijuno]

$105/$950

[kaijuno]

$225/$950

[lesmiserablol]

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[fleshdyke]

"just ate half of this i'll finish the rest later" is like my favourite tiktok trend ever

[fleshdyke]

[toesuckler]

youre missing my favourite.

[doing-my-demibest]

[looopium]

[r3z1l1c1ous]

JANEDIRK FRIENDSHIP. YOU AGREE. REBLOG.

[goodoldfisticuffs]

Hazbin Hotel fans will say "Oh I can't not fuck him" and it'll be about a guy who looks like this:

[pjackk]

1 million animals are dead cuz of me and i didnt even do shit exept chilling

[brelliefreak-deactivated2025060]

we're welcoming people in our parade btw