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also like can i be sincerely honest here

what is the harm if a straight woman finds it hot when two dudes kiss? this hypothetical woman is attracted to men. whats more attractive to her than one hot man? Two hot men...

it is not an inherently bad thing to find something hot. who does this hurt? someone who is going to be a weird creep is going to do that no matter what. a straight woman who gets her rocks off watching two guys simulate sex on a tv show is just not harming anyone sorry

emberglowfox

depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

emberglowfox

i need you guys to know that when i brought this home my mom was like WHAT is THAT. well i think you’re the only person on earth who would wear that, good that you found it

i show her this post every time it hits another thousand note milestone. she thinks we’re all ridiculous but no longer underestimates the Gay Desire For A Fun Shirt

#I am not a WHO archivist I am a WHAT

shut-up-gwen

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

whyenn-reader

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

whyenn-reader

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

whyenn-reader

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

agwitow

That's a good distinction.

I think it also works with other "positive" traits.

You can be nice (adjective), but "nice" people tend to be too afraid of offending anyone to step up when needed.

You can be honest (adjective), but people who make being "honest" a part of their personality use it as excuse to be blunt (at best) or downright rude

You can be smart (adjective), but those who view themselves as "smart" (identity) tend to look down on others who don't know the same things as them

You can be brave (adjective), but "brave" (identity) people are often reckless

Basically, if you pin your self-worth and identity on a single/few specific traits, you're more likely to embody the negative aspects

whyenn-reader

s-tier tags on this one

straightboyfriend

mike’s hard bubble tea

emeraldfoxface

It’s just marbles

lauraciello

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

contemptible-scoundrel

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

contemptible-scoundrel

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

specialmouse-deactivated2025060

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

comraderoscoes

pov you’re the in the stewards room and you hear a knock at the door

holidayslaughter

whenever i see people call random edgy but not-at-all harmful artists "degens" i would like to refer them to the first sentence of wikipedia's "degenerate art" article

quaintpanic

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

schlarklezyaoi

i don’t usually find “[x character] has committed war crimes” jokes all that funny because they usually forget that what makes a war crime a war crime instead of a regular offense is that it’s happening during a declared war. i’m rewatching avatar though and nothing brings me more pleasure to be able to say shit like “sokka has canonically broken the geneva convention” and have it actually check out

moon-honey-31

love that they had literally thousands of photos to choose from and some designer carefully chose the one where he looks like he's in the process of being martyred. painfully.