Storch until you Dorch

"By the light unspoken, this language of brutality. Enraptured I have become unholy Night's arms welcome me."- Trevor Strnad

[fuckyeahantsandgrapes]

weird ant with 3 cookies all to himself? What a greedy little slut… Look at his strength… So great.. So powerful…

[skateboarrdgifs]

[angelicguy]

i drink this every night

[adrnired]

drink this at 4 am to astral project and fight god behind a walmart

[meanplastic]

[al-grave]

“What do you play?”

“The Clarinet, you?”

“I play the fucking HAMMER”

[bloogue-deactivated20160524]

I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard

[rinasaurusrex]

I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

So are you gonna tell us what you found out?

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[coraldoceano]

[mogifire]

friend

[squiddoodle]

that deer though like “am I high or are you fucking seeing this too?”

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[iraffiruse]

[gifbro]

[adampaloian]

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

this guy works on spongebob

[m777rty-deactivated20200130]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[wrappingpaper]

Yes

[scoobydoomistakes]

1. Shaggy pours out 11 peanuts

2. Peanuts take to the air, multiply into 17

3. Peanuts accelerate, becoming 21 in the process

4. Peanuts, still unsatisfied with their numbers, soar away and become 22, fulfilling their sacred destiny

[adulthoodisokay]

sweet jesus, this is horrifying

[lifesneverhumdrum]

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME