TESSA MAGILL JOHNSTONE

[patanu102]

[travalicious]

[rootbeergoddess]

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

[sydsliftingface]

not surprising based on her DNA test results

[ruinedchildhood]

Cats (2019) dir. Tom Hooper

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[untexting]

Update: it’s 2019, the University of Antarctica has melted

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[basket]

perfect!!!!!

[theonlyhimeros]

I love him

[corvid-420]

This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.

[betthearm]

August 24, 2018

Instead it rose from the water, which makes it an exponentially more terrifying portent.

[saintoflostmonsters]

Sweet, love a good apocalypse rock

[bump-into-things]

Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight

And lastly, my favourite

You can’t dislike him. He Is We

[strongermonster]

i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

[strongermonster]

it means im afeared my pussy got ghosts now

[vh1]

[monsieurrobot]

[enoughtohold]

who is she

[regularlesbian]

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

[estebanwaseaten]

She’s our most famous cryptid 

[theweddingofthefoxes]

The bae in the bay

[osheamobile]

The Chesapeake Bae

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[insomniac-arrest]

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

[barricadeur]

John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.

[skycrewperalta]

John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer and it never made it to air, tall child came full circle!

[yeezy-nation]

[hedoesphotography]