-1

I give you damage. That's it

[satan-offical]

*gripping toes in suspense* oh my golly goodness, people have periods *shakes with rage* NO! CALM DOWN, ALPHA WOLF SIDE! D-DONT COME OUT!! *my eyes turn red* NOOO!!

AWOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺 I HATE PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 DESTROYA ALL PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 GRAFGRAFGRAF 🐺🐺🐺🐺

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

hey s what is this

[satan-offical]

Gabriel don't let this mistake ruin my impression of you, THIS ISN'T THE WORST THING I'VE DONE!!! I'VE KILLED PEOPLE!! I PLOTTED TO KILL GOD!!! I TRIED TO!!!

PLEASE GABRIEL STEP AWAY FROM THE POST

[demigod-jack-hearth]

You've also fucked trout

[satan-offical]

THAT IS. DIFFERENT.

[posion-damage-official]

[Satan's health is now slightly less. Due to psychic damage this post generates per reblog!]

[satan-offical]

*sends you an ask*

*funny response*

[oero-fo-gnik]

*stupid reblog that makes everyone mad even though it was meant as satire*

[satan-offical]

*offence*

[wer0s-n0x]

*reblog that adds no value*

[mars2moons]

*random bot response everyone hates*

[satan-offical]

*HATE HATE HATE LOTS OF HATE*

[posion-damage-official]

*everyone gets a health minus change due to the bot ruining the post*

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YAYAYAYAYY MY ERIDIANNNN

bahahaha my lil eridian cinderella

[makeitfast9052]

🥀👀✨❗🍼

wtf

[obsessivebookwormalert]

you uhm kill someone's flowers, hide when they come, throw glitter on the scene to cover it up, get caught, and are adopted as a new babey???

[makeitfast9052]

how sleepy are you that you managed to come up with that miss

[obsessivebookwormalert]

im wide awake this is me in my defense there is a warning in my name

[makeitfast9052]

i suppose so

[obsessivebookwormalert]

nod

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

💙🐶🍶🍼👌 hmm

[posion-damage-official]

🪻👏👍🧪🫵

New flower become beloved then handed to science to see if you 🫵 can eat it

[dr-rylandgrace]

Hello it's me the black mold entity that makes tumblr users eat black mold. You cannot stop me.

Gosh— I didn’t realize you were an actual entity—

What if I offer you something better?

You could eat airplanes. Someone has done it before.

[posion-damage-official]

(Grace due to his ability to withstand the narrative. Now has)

[1000/1000 health!]

(Good luck on your space endeavors)

(PERSON WHO TRIED TO GET GRACE TO EAT MOLD ASSUMING HE WOULDN'T IF IT WAS FOR SCIENCE. NOW HAS 20/100 HEALTH)

[hound-standing]

[Due to psychic damage bestowed upon the mod, Hound has died. RIP Hound…]

[posion-damage-official]

I GAVE OPTIMUS 1000 HEALTH THAT MEANS YOU TOO.

[cavernclaw]

I was going to actually finish this but my hand started hurty :(

[court--of--owls]

Lady Death, please take me and whoever's reading this, we are ready.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yk what? Sure whatevs

[posion-damage-official]

[uh oh! Mr.posion is now free. Upon the wishes of death]

[everyone reading, reblogged, reblogging now get -5 damage per minute!!]

[fay-offical]

Hi chat Ive barely been online today and had my notifs off

How's everyone doing td? :3

[scissors-official]

Thinking of Yaoi.

[fay-offical]

Real

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Y U R I

[fay-offical]

I'M WRITING YURI RN!!!!!!!

YURIII

[posion-damage-official]

[horror]

[speaking of which. I need to check in and get friends opinion on my horror story-]

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

[drax-the-vampire-king]

[offical-wikipedia]

what a day to have Tumblr gold amirite?

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

im crying, im so glad i have tumblr gold so i can look at this post

[posion-damage-official]

-25 psychic damage.

[Mod now has 50/75 health because genuinely. Ow my brain I just woke up]

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Sorry mod 😔

[posion-damage-official]

[ao3 now has a health level of 100/100!!!]

[you have been forgiven]

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

[drax-the-vampire-king]

[offical-wikipedia]

what a day to have Tumblr gold amirite?

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

im crying, im so glad i have tumblr gold so i can look at this post

[posion-damage-official]

-25 psychic damage.

[Mod now has 50/75 health because genuinely. Ow my brain I just woke up]

[james-offical]

I think the Officalverse (or just Tumblr as a whole) should continue the tradition of reacting to generative ai in the same way that a secretary bird might react to an adder

[posion-damage-official]

[You now have 1000/1000 health]

[Now immune to food posions and adder posions]

[GO do some stompin]

[deathwarlock]

pjackk please come home. I got you a ham steak

[posion-damage-official]

-0.5

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

why does it feel like I'm swallowing glass. why can't I breathe out of my nose. what is this

[posion-damage-official]

oops

[wagitfag]

[posion-damage-official]

so. This post is old

We are going to assume this thing popped

Meaning corrosive battery acid

Which is the highest on the ph scale soooo

-80

Persons health is now

(20/100)

[posion-damage-official]

Should I

Take a nap even though it's 4pm. The thing is .....I got yelled at by a grown man who was trying to get me to commission art for nfts use

yessss

No don't do it you'll wake up at 10pm

Do it do it do it do it

Why does poison need sleep

Voting ended onMar 23

[posion-damage-official]

scams

https://www.tumblr.com/myrra342

This profile tried to commission me to give my art to someone so they could sell it for a nft. If they ask for a photo. Art. Commission. Don't give it to them

[satan-offical]

tumblr.com how to fix all my problems no money takes week

[posion-damage-official]

how may i help

I promise nothing bad

No posion or anything

[posion-damage-official]

Is damage from things like disease or animal venoms considered poison damage to you, or is that the domain of other gimmick blogs?

i give posion damage to others. Anything that is posion, like illness, venomous things, gas, ect. It hurts others not me. I'm the meter of their damage.