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can someone tell me what this picture in this airbnb could possibly be other than some sort of angel presenting their asshole to the viewer

spraxinoscope

Rorschach test, final level, legendary difficulty

cigix

I didn't have "angel goatse silhouette" on my bingo card...

jacobtheloofah

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

jacobtheloofah

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

obstinatecondolement

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

databent

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

cigix

BONK

demilypyro

me and the gang when we're werebears and the moon is coming out: woahhhhh we're halfway bear. woah-ho! turning into bears!

wheeloffortune-design

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

deus-ex-aquila

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

varangianviper

wheeloffortune-design

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

xthehatchick

holy shit

finnslay

This is the only correct way

transarsonist

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

ess-jay-oh

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onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

tax--payer

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

swagdinner

cipheramnesia

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

geekandmisandry

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

cipheramnesia

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

dee-the-red-witch

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

cipheramnesia

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

geekandmisandry

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

cipheramnesia

Eh. Is alive enough.

fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife

I do not promote weight loss mentalities because I believe that if weight loss is going to occur in a healthy way, it's going to occur as a side effect of adopting appropriate fitness habits

Not as the goal, because adopting fitness habits does not always result in weight loss.

And it's the habits, like building muscle, improving flexibility & mobility, increasing nutrient intake & hydration, and getting quality rest & sleep that actually matter.

If you're successfully doing those things your health is quantitatively improving, no matter what your weight is doing. But if the metric your most concerned with is just loosing weight, you may actually be getting less healthy not more.

Because weight loss can occur for many reasons, and most of them are not healthy.

Save me hyperpop

c'est un tacot !

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

OK bisexual (czech)

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category