occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Three Goblin Art
AnasAbdin

#extradirty
DEAR READER
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms

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@ciguierre
What if a dinosaur had got in the lake
thank you so much for reminding me of one of my favorite standup bits of all time
Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man
2019, colorised
(And reference)
people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.
this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
This is just what I needed to brighten up my day
“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”
Anemone runs from starfish
Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡
Dance fucker dance
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.
gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood
oh to live in the treasure planet universe
oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship
You just want a cat wife dont you
i don’t actually have any concept of how big dinosaurs were most of the time and when i do it always messes me up
book about dinosaurs that 9 year old me was obsessed with: some of them were bigger than houses!
me: cool
me after looking at a house and imagining a giant lizard the exact same height standing next to it:
me after visiting a museum and seeing giant bones that are longer than i am tall
Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares
(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)
Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE
screenshots dont do this justice
*inhuman clicking*
the millennial steve irwin
INHUMAN CLICKING LOLOLOLOL LMFAO
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr. Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.
really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb
looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him
Hey op any updates?
Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward
Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead
You fool. What is manlier than death
2 deaths
I am giving you 3 minutes to delete this comment
thinking about……. her