A library is an island in a vast sea of ignorance

30s, she/her. I'm an avid enjoyer of TV, movies and books. Always writing something (usually fanfiction)

[rocktheholygrail]

Will Graham + slutty eyebrow raise™

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[welkingunther]

[sweeetestcurse]

Hazel Flood 11/??

[sweeetestcurse]

Hazel Flood 16/??

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[timeladyaerynjenkins]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[the-cimmerians]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[icarus-suraki]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

[lesnby23]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!💕

[emmathefanficgal]

Happy Birthday, Curiosity

[writedreamlie]

Happy Birthday, Curiosity!! 🎉

[maybemaureen]

Happy Birthday, Curiosity!

[threeheadeddeath]

Me right now trying to write

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[rayadomini]

Me rn. Fuck writer's block.

[aryousavvy]

Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic

Xena is ridiculously more muscular than Gabrielle who’s petite in comparison…

GABRIELLE’S ARMS ARE BIGGER THAN XENA’S.

Butch Gabrielle is butch.

[chasing-asterion]

Headcanon: By then Gabrielle is strong enough that when Xena’s like “I’m gonna do the stupid thing!” Gabrielle just picks her up, throws her over her shoulder, and walks away. Xena’s just squirming and yelling the whole way home “Put me down! I am the Warrior Princess! Destroyer of Nations! This is not dignified!”

[rachandroll]

v dignified 

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

This made my whole day

[aryousavvy]

Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic

Xena is ridiculously more muscular than Gabrielle who’s petite in comparison…

GABRIELLE’S ARMS ARE BIGGER THAN XENA’S.

Butch Gabrielle is butch.

[chasing-asterion]

Headcanon: By then Gabrielle is strong enough that when Xena’s like “I’m gonna do the stupid thing!” Gabrielle just picks her up, throws her over her shoulder, and walks away. Xena’s just squirming and yelling the whole way home “Put me down! I am the Warrior Princess! Destroyer of Nations! This is not dignified!”

[rachandroll]

v dignified 

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

This made my whole day

[slipping-into-madness]

[macleod]

Rules for a reasonable future.

[seedingsolarpunk]

Everyone gets enough before anyone gets seconds