"Boats & hoes"

Hey whats up im kinda new to Tumblr, i post funny and real life things, so feel free reblog anything you like.

[porterr-robinson]

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious

[vhivufu8653hidvbkkoiij-deactiva]

that mirror is LEAPING

[tremana]

[stability]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

This is probably my fave video of all time

[chiquitabandana-blog]

They were crabs Michael

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[sugaraykay]

“Where the hell you get this information from?” 😂😂😂

[theblackmanonthemoon]

He got me too tbh lol

[melaninmedicine]

How does anyone not like black women

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

this is high quality television

[omgsamchap]

KITTENS MY ASS

[i-think-youll-like-this]

She’s adorable

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[ferait]

WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE EYEBALL ON THAT MAN’S PLATE??

[reallycoolsoup]

It be like that at waffle House

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

The blind old guy has fish gills

[annlarimer]

HAVE NONE OF YOU BEEN TO A WAFFLE HOUSE? 

[perilunesky]

The furthest man on the counter has tendrils coming out of his  face.

[toughlovemuse]

Bones of a small animal in the pepper shaker.

[cypheroftyr]

The skull in the coffee cup?

[w4rgoddess-deactivated20200825]

Oh, I missed the skull. That’s IHOP, then.

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

Artist is Jeff Lee Johnson. Title is ‘Blue Plate Special’.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

The polar bear in Copenhagen Zoo gets a cow head about once a week.

[him3-ros-deactivated20260220]

Me: Awwwwwww, they’re playing together! 

Me: Huh. I hope he doesn’t eat that poor cow. 

Me: …

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

FUCK

[memewhore]

[digitalloop]

[ryuichifoxe]

[memewhore]

[onlytwitterpics]

[officialinternet]

[puddle-of-piss-deactivated20160]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wallacewes-blog]

[weloveshortvideos]