All my Selfs in a Nutshell

28 | they/them | poly | disabled | this is a safe space for lgbtqia+

[bobhellyer]

[citalopramalama]

You know the feeling when youre obsessed with someone and miss them and everything but then its just a man?

Annoying.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[bitemeilovewaffles]

But. But these are daffodils…….?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[laughoutloud-club]

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[yourfriendthefangirl]

[Image Description: A photo of a black t-shirt with a stencil taped to it. The stencil has all-caps text reading, "every gay transphobe is a traitor" /End ID]

[citalopramalama]

I am as happy as i can be at this point of my life.

Today is a good day although depression

Maybe thats satisfaction.

Its all not perfect but its ok the way it is

I am thankful

Good Night ♥️

[citalopramalama]

this is the first thing i ever posted on tumblr.

i am still depressed and again in therapy, i came a long way from there but somehow not.

i am curious where i will be in 7 years from now...

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[paganinpurple]

I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

[rosethevoid]

It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Happy Thursday!

[tooty-mcfarty]

Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!

[davvngwa]

Well, it’s thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Its thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

It’s Thursday

[icantpayattentiontoanything-dea]

Thursday

[lubricates]

well happy thursday

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

Imma queue this every Thursday ✌️✌️

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

it’s Thursday

[exqviseit-deactivated20220315]

Lucky Thursday!!!

[zombie-patato]

ITS THE DAY OF THE THUR

[cloudroid27]

How did this appear on my dash on THURSDAY?

Huh

[overworked-strawberry]

THIS MEME AGAIN

[silkwingfood]

IT’S THURSDAY, FUCKERS

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

It’s just 29 minutes into Thursday and this has appeared on my dash

[oopsthejokesonyou-deactivated20]

It’s THURSDAY!!!!

[doremifasolangelo]

IT IS THURSDAY Y’ALL

[yourrandomloser]

HEY LOOK ITS THURSDAY

[nightshade-anura]

I wish there was a way to schedule this for every Thursday bc its precious and also so I can keep track of how much I’m shitposting lmao

[the-random-artist]

Happy Thursday!!

[smolanxiouscatvoids]

Happy Thursday!!!!!

[citalopramalama]

It’s actually thursday. How does Tumblr do this???? I am concerned…..

Happy thursday ❤️

[citalopramalama]

Thursday again but a few years later

[samimarkart]

Pigeon stack!

[citalopramalama]

My newest Playlist - German Heartbreak Techno 💔

What do you think? What Songs could fit in there?

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[citalopramalama]

Its been like 3 years and my last post was a complete lie! I wasnt Back and im not lesbean, im Just sick of men lol

Anyways, i have a Name now, i finally decided, its official since december '24

Also im poly :D

Wish you all a nice day, maybe say hi?

[citalopramalama]

I am back and I am lesbean

[esmecullenismymom]

hi everyone ~

I’m super bad with names but I always want to try and call people by their first names if I can!! 

I thought I’d do a quick lil tag game to make sure I’m getting to know all the lovely people I interact with on here. so, if you’re comfortable, post your first name and three facts about yourself.

I’ll start - I’m Alex, and three fun facts about me are I love to collect pens/stationary, Dunkin’ iced coffee basically flows through my veins, and the musician I’ve recently become obsessed with is maggie miles.

tagging @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @ohyoudosmellgood @notquitetwilight @carllisle @jasperwhitcock @edworm-cullen @rosalielesbianhale and literally EVERYONE who wants to jump in because I want to meet you if I haven’t already!!!!

[extemporary-username]

Again cutting the reblogs cause long, srry

Tagged by lave-whump

I’m Lucas but I usually go by Lukka on the internet

3 facts hummm…

I’m studying Graphic design, im learning French and my mother language is spanish

Tagging @ennnthal @thatdumbassthot if u want to

[mother---fucker-deactivated2024]

Hey poggers

I’m River you can call me Riv and my cousin also likes to call me any other body of water so I’ll also accept creek/pond/lake/puddle/ etc.

3 facts uhhh

1. I love history and debating even tho I’m hella shy, I’m getting over it tho!

2. I love culture, especially beliefs. Like religion or philosophy.

3. I’m not really good at chemistry lol :/

@fnaf-is-awesome201 @remromischill @e-minor-mental-breakdowns @imhonestlyjustsoconfused @pizzr-olls @t0tes-mal0tes and anyone else who wants to cause I like people!

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

Thanks for tagging

Hi I’m Cain! You can also call me Confused!

1) I do a lot of tactile arts, I can crochet, knit, embroidery and sew. I want to get into sculpting at some point

2) I love baking cakes, yet I hate eating sweet things

3) I don’t play any videogames other than minecraft

Tagging @mumblerseeker @that-crazy-australian and @sylartc

Anyone who wants to join can

[that-crazy-australian]

Hi, the name I will answer to on Tumblr is Doom.

Three things?

1. I enjoy playing games

2. Sometimes I make things

3. My favourite colour is a shade: grey

@weirdowithwaffles @a-small-twin-window-fan @kris-the-dragon @citalopramalama

[citalopramalama]

Heyo,

I don't have a name ATM, I didn't decide yet.

1. I am nonbinary, disabled and confused

2. I love animals, but I hate spiders because I think having 8 legs is unnatural.

3. I change my hair every few month because I get bored very easily.