Things overheard in the Shadow World

🌈.Sam. Indian. Incorrect TSC or SH quotes. If it's the wrong place and the wrong time, I'll be there. I am in too many fandoms to list them out . side blog : wafflesandcrows

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Jace: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

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Izzy: Act tough Simon.

Simon: But I'm not tough.

Izzy: That's why I said "act".

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Julian: Listen, I really need you to relax.

Emma, banging her fists on table: But how can it be “birthday cake” flavor if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!

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Jace: I've connected the dots.

Alec: You didn't connect shit.

Jace: I've connected them.

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who’s your favourite blog of all time

@cityoflostposts is literally my inspiration.

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apparently my favorite blog of all time reblogged my post. wtf. 

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I hate when I can feel myself getting annoying about my obsessions but I can’t stop

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i have never related to a text post as much as i have to this one. 

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Will: I’m 20% murder, 30% handsome, 70% mastermind and 80% perfection.

Gabriel: But that’s 200%.

Will: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Emma, to Julian: Julian has no idea I’m high.

Julian: You’re high?

Emma: Oh, sorry!

Emma turns to Cristina: Julian has no idea I’m high.

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Dru: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Kit: Please never become a surgeon.

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sorry had to repost the previous one cause my dumbass deleted it accidentally

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Izzy: Why do you go to sleep so late.

Magnus, staring off into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked.

Alec: Cat videos. He stays up late watching cat videos.

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i saw someone spam like all my posts and i’m so happy wow.

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Jace: So, what time is the judgment express arriving?

Magnus: *enters room*

Clary: choo choo

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Alec: *walks into the room*

simon: choo choo 2.0

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Church: *appears*

Jace, gulps: oh it’s here now..

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Chairman meow: *comes into the room after Church*

Clary: that’s it, isn’t it?

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Raphael : *comes back from the dead*

Simon : welp that’s the engine

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i love this so much this is way better than anything i could have come up with

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Dru: Save yourself and don’t be in a friend group of three.

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Julian: Okay, lets stop using the term 'butthurt' we're not twelve anymore.

Emma: You sound asstroubled.

Mark: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Cristina: Someone's having a tushytantrum.

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Aline: Man it's muggy outside.

Helen: If I go outside and find all our mugs on our lawn I swear to god.

Aline: *sips coffee from a bowl*