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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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who else cried when bad bunny mentioned your family's home countries :,,)
okay iām gonna say it: fandoms are kinda dying on tumblr, and theyāre starving because nobody reblogs anymore.
like⦠i donāt wanna be that person but be for real?? likes are cute and all but they do nothing for creators. ZERO. NADA. a reblog is literally the oxygen mask keeping this blue hellsite alive. you say you āloveā a fic, an edit, a gifset? then BABES⦠reblog it. boost it. let it breathe.
half the time creators are out here pouring their entire soul, spine, AND three vertebrae into something just for it to get 200 likes and 3 reblogs, two of which are their own. thatās why people stop posting. thatās why fandoms feel empty. content doesnāt magically fall from the sky ā it comes from people who feel seen.
and i promise you: reblogging is free. it costs you like 0.2 seconds and suddenly youāre personally responsible for keeping a whole fandom alive. congrats!! so yeah. if you like something? reblog it. scream in the tags. yell. keyboard smash. put sparkles. do whatever. just donāt let creators feel like theyāre shouting into a void.
reblogs feed creators. reblogs keep fandoms thriving. reblogs literally save lives (okay maybe not literally but u get it).
support the creators you love !!!!!! or else weāre all gonna be sitting in empty tags like clowns.
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why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
251215 - jungkook cover for elle korea
Heās so pretty wtffffff
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kim seokjin
ā change of pace | pornstar!au | s | 3.2k ā read here ā³ synopsis: hardcore porn star Kim Seokjin begins his dabble in the world of vanilla porn. Youāre his first co-star. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā folia | alien!au | a, f, s | 9.5k ā read here ā³ synopsis: stressed from work, youāre sent on vacation to the beautiful, tropical planet of Liana where you meet a beautiful Folian man named Seokjin, who makes your vacation 10x better. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“į“į“ į“ į“Ņ sį“į“Źį“ į“sį“
ā mine for today | dating serivice!au | a, f, s | 6.1k ā read here ā³ synopsis: as part of a special valentines day sale, you make a bid in hopes to get a special discounted date with one of the dreamy bachelors of club ardor. you decide to choose The Romantic. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“Ź į“Źį“ į“Ź
min yoongi
ā love birds | pornstar!au | s, f | 6.5k ā read here ā³ synopsis: being an adventurous couple has led you down a strange path of Ā amateur pornography with your boyfriend Min Yoongi. youāre dubbed the Ā Love Birds. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
Ā ā clientele: cheat | escort!au | s,aĀ | 3.1k ā read here synopsis: in your little black book, min yoongi is your client tonight.
ā show | boyfriend!au | s | 2.1k | ft. ot6 ā read here synopsis: yoongi decides to show the boys how he makes his girl cum with his mouth alone
ā keep the change | convenience store!au | s, a | 5.3k ā read here synopsis: typically an old man works the night shift at Gregās Place. however, it seems thereās a new cute guy working the register at night now. and it just so happens itās finals weekā¦
ā from the ashes | mythical shifter!au | f, s, a | 12k ā read here synopsis: you perform a spell to meet your familiar; what you donāt expect is a centuries-old phoenix to be the one attached to your soul. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ Źį“į“į“ į“Ņ Źį“į“sį“s
jung hoseok
ā barbarian | viking!au | s, f | 2.5k ā read here synopsis: your husband, hoseok, comes home from a raid with the need to make you pregnant with his child
ā velvet | porn star!au | s | 4k ā read here synopsis: wanting to burn off some stress, you apply to attend a session at a kink dungeon. hoseok is your master. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā beleaguer | e2l, neighbor!au | s, a | 2.4k ā read here synsopsis: your neighbor is a pain in the ass.
āĀ hot bot: test | sex bot!au | s | 3.1k ā read here synopsis: as a product tester, you have one of the most sought after temporary positions in Hot Bot Inc. ⢠Źį“į“ Źį“į“ sį“ÉŖÉ“į“ŅŅ
ā hypothermia | griffin shifter!hoseok | s, f, a | 10.4k ā read here synopsis: lost while wandering, you find your life on the line when you begin to suffer the effects of hypothermia. as you collapse, near death, you swear you see an angel⦠ā¢Ā į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ Źį“į“į“ į“Ņ Źį“į“sį“s
kim namjoon
ā tell me more | pornstar!au | s | 2.4k ā read here synopsis: as an up and coming porn actress, you jump at the opportunity to debut on Kim Namjoonās Casting Couch. ā¢Ā į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā good to me | date-for-hire!au | a, s, f | 10.3k ā read here synopsis: club ardor holds a special raffle for a free night with a man who will supposedly be the boyfriend of your dreams. you definitely donāt expect to win. ā¢Ā į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“Ź į“Źį“ į“Ź
park jimin
āĀ busanbaby95 | cam boy!jimin | s, f, a | 4.8k ā read here synopsis: your friend and co-worker does cam porn. After some unfortunate events, he asks you to join him in hisā¦hobby. ā¢Ā į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā casual clothes | sex therapist!au | s, f | 4.2k ā read here synopsis: seeing a therapist for your sexual troubles is one thing but to land yourself in bed with the very man who knows your problems is a whole other thing.
ā the hunt | white stag shifter!jimin | a,f, s | 8k ā read here synopsis: every decade, your village holds a hunt to find a legendary white stag which live in the surrounding forest. in recent years, the hunt has become harder as the population of white stags have declined. this year is your first time participating. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ Źį“į“į“ į“Ņ Źį“į“sį“s
ā make me hot | ceo!jimin | s | 2.3k ā read here synopsis: you messed up a presentation in front of your boss. he calls you up to his office.
ā blowing dandelions | f2efl | a, f, s | 7.8k ā read here synopsis: as a child, you met park jimin. as an adult, the same jimin is much different.
ā collateral damage | wild west!au, outlaw!jiin | f, s | 5.2k ā read here synopsis: youāre a simple bank teller and you certainly didnāt expect to be taken as collateral for outlaw bank-robber park jimin.
ā hot bot: fear | android!au | f, s, a | 5.2k ā read here synopsis: fear is primal and causes one to make stupid decisions. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ Źį“į“Źį“į“
ā lovebug | hybrid!au | f, s, a | 12k ā read here synopsis: hybrids are lovable companions for humans. unfortunately, most people simply want a cat or dog with which they can cuddle and love on. while looking for one to adopt, a lonesome hybrid of an unusual breed catches your eye.
kim taehyung
ā 1-800-music-street | homeless!tae | s, f, a | 13.2k ā read here synopsis: youāre enchanted by a street performer and then he saves you, resulting in multiple meetings one can only describe as fate.
ā work of art | pornstar!au, tattooed!tae | s | 3.1k ā read here synopsis: when you first meet porn newbie Kim Taehyung, you didnāt expect much. but once the clothes come off, youāre in for a wild ride. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā hot bot: gift | sex bot!tae | s, f | 3.8k ā read here synopsis: your parents have a gift for you, however, thereās been a mistake ⢠Źį“į“ Źį“į“ sį“ÉŖÉ“į“ŅŅ
ā tattooed two | tattoo artist!au | s, f | 8.5k | ft. jungkook ā read here synopsis: your boyfriendās best friend joins you for a night youāll never forget.
ā warm | roommate!au | s, f | 3k ā read here synopsis: you return home to see your roommate jerking off on the couch
ā king of the clouds | royal!au, arranged marriage | s, f, a | 4.7k ā read here synopsis: you were in an arranged marriage with a man youāre convinced isnāt fit to be your husband. heās got his head too high in the clouds.
ā witchās brew | witch!tae | s | 3.1k ā read here synopsis: after a year of trying to get pregnant, your husband makes a special brew to make sure you get pregnant this time.
ā blacklisted | dom/sub!au | a, f, s | 21.4k | ft. jungkook ā read here synopsis: after departing from your dom, youāre assigned to two incredibly powerful men.
ā a piece of you | abo!au | f, s | 13.9k | ft. jungkook ā read here synopsis: your alpha boyfriend does cam porn and convinces you to join him one night. somehow, there seems to be a fan of the two of you on campus.
ā sehebon | alien!au | a, f, s | 16.5k ā read here synopsis: you find yourself on izo huen, home to the sehebon. luckily for you, youāve arrived at an interesting time.
ā by chance | hybrid!au | a, f, s | 11.8k ā read here synopsis: on an adventure, you stumble upon a jackalope. the creature ends up saving your life, leading to an unexpected turn of events. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ Źį“į“į“ į“Ņ Źį“į“sį“s
jeon jungkook
ā try out | pornstar! au | s, f, a | 6.6k ā read here synopsis: dating a porn star wasnāt easy. jealousy can run rampant if thereās no communication. ⢠į“į“Źį“ į“Ņ į“Źį“ į“į“į“į“į“ÉŖŹį“
ā simply.cute97 | cam couple!au | s, f | 6.5k ā read here synopsis: youāre popular camgirl simply.cute97. domjeon09 is your biggest fan.
ā tattooed two | tattoo artist!au | s, f | 8.5k | ft. taehyung ā read here synopsis: your boyfriendās best friend joins you for a night youāll never forget.
ā floods in a flame | dragon!jk, mermaid!reader | s, f | 7.1k ā read here synopsis: getting trapped beneath ice leads to an unexpected opportunity.
ā sinful knight | knight!jk, princess!reader | s | 2.4k ā read here synopsis: even though youāre due to be married to Prince Jimin, you canāt help letting your Knight, Jungkook, into your bed.
ā blacklisted | dom/sub!au | a, f, s | 21.4k | ft. taehyung ā read here synopsis: after departing from your dom, youāre assigned to two incredibly powerful men.
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key āÆ
āā complete ā ā in progress ā ā hiatus ā ā discontinued
ā talk | f2l, sex worker!au | yoongi/reader | s | ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02
ā take the throne | vampire!au | yoongi/reader | f, a | ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02
ā bunny blues | hybrid!au | yoongi/reader/jungkook | a, f, s | ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08
ā somethingās not right | possession!au | a, s, f | ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02
ā hot bot | sex bot!jk | s, f, a | masterlist ā ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05
ā risk it all | hybrid!au | jungkook/reader | a, f, s | masterlist ā ā ɪɓᓠį“x: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05
ā together | couple!au | jungkook/readre | s, f | masterlist ā ā ɪɓᓠį“x: smokinā | gaminā | drinkinā | Ā tattooed | first time
āĀ y is a crooked letter | hybrid!au | | jungkook/reader | a, f, s ɪɓᓠį“x: 01
m i n iĀ m a s t e r l i s t s
ā book of beasts | mythological shifter one-shot series ā club ardor | dating service au one-shot series ā hot bot | android au series ā made of stardust | alien one-shot series ā risk it all | hybrid jungkook au ā the cockpile | porn star one-shot series ā together series | couple jungkook one-shot series
If youāre looking to avoid AI writing, just look for old blogs/masterlists. I read almost all of httpjeonās work they were my favorite writer at one point, please give their old work a peak!
year 22 (m)Ā ā jjk
āāI knew youād be standing in my front porch light, and I knew youād come back to me.āāĀ
Pairing: childhoodfriend!jk x f!readerĀ
Genre/Tags: angst!!!, drama, a lil fluff, f2l, e2l-ish, pining, slow burn, smut
Rating: M +18
WC: 11.5k
Warnings: time jumps, underage drinking, jk being a douchebag for most of the fic, reader canāt catch a mf break, mention of character death ((no major one tho)). smut in the form of oral (f. receiving), fingering, nipple play, unprotected sex ((wrap it b4 u tap it yāall)), my being called pretty kink making a brief appearance soz
A/N: i listened to cardigan for the first time n had it on replay the whole time i wrote this so ig u should do it too ! this is my first time posting smut on here but who would i be if i didnāt throw in some good angst ? also tysm to @periminkleā for being my unofficial beta reader n checking it up for me, she knows iām constantly looking for her validation n i def wouldnāt post this if she didnāt love it ilu vira thx for being the best ever mwah !!!Ā
Youāre five, cowering behind his motherās legs, sniffing as tears stream down your face. In front of you both stands Jungkook, thereās remorse written all over his face as his mother stares him down with hands on her hips and a look that just screams that this is only the beginning of his punishment.Ā
āāApologize to Y/N right now Jungkook, or Iāll have your father have a word with you,āā she threatens with a stern tone, making her son quickly shake his head no. āāYou need to learn how to share your toys.āāĀ
You peek behind her lanky leg and find the slightly older kid looking at you with narrowed eyes, āāIām sorry, Y/N.āā He apologizes with a bow, but heās obviously displeased with the whole ordeal.Ā
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REWIND MASTERLIST
The collective masterlist of all the fics included in my Rewind series. Each fic takes place in a different time period inĀ the united states. I try to be as educated of each era as I can in order to add to the authenticity of the fic but please keep in mind I was born in 1999.Ā I apologize for any discrepancies.Ā Enjoy!
heavy sugarĀ || myg
ā³ 1920ās au
ā³ smut, mafia au, gangster!yoongi x flapper!reader
readĀ hereĀ | moodboardĀ
in the mood || ksj
ā³ 1940ās au
ā³ smut, impreg kink, post war/hollywood au, actor!jin x wife!reader
read here | moodboard
hot rod || jhs
ā³ 1950ās au
ā³ smut, virgin kink, greaser!hoseok x virgin!reader
ā³ collab with @httpjeon
read here | moodboardĀ
groovy || kth
ā³ 1970ās au
ā³ fluff, angst, smut, f2l, taehyung x childhood friend!reader
part one | part two || moodboard
bitchināĀ || jjk
ā³ 1980ās au
ā³ smut, e2l, fake lovers/college au, frat boy!jungkook x reader
01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 |Ā 06 | 07 | 08Ā |Ā 09Ā | 10Ā ||Ā moodboard
novocaine || pjm
ā³ 1990ās au
ā³ smut, angst, exes au, punk!jimin x reader
01Ā |Ā 02Ā | 03Ā || 04Ā moodboardĀ
barbie girlĀ || knj
ā³ early 2000ās au
ā³ smut, pwp, football player!namjoon x cheerleader!reader
read here | moodboard
This series has a special place in my heart, itās incomplete but I still reread it every now and againļæ¼š¤§š¤§š¤§
A Holly, Jolly Crisis (M)
Author:Ā @kpopfanfictrash as part of the Once Upon a Holiday⦠collaboration with @underthejoon , @fantasybangtanā , @lamourcheā , @hobidreamsā , @suga-kookiemonsterā , @junghelioseokāĀ Ā
Creative Contributor:Ā @baebae-goodnight made this ridiculously gorgeous moodboard TT
Pairing: Hoseok / Reader (female)
Genre: Ex-Best Friends to Lovers / Rom-Com / Angst (?) / Holiday
Word Count:Ā 36,243
Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Fingering, Hoseok has a dirty mouth, Y/N semi-jokingly offers to slap him & heās into it, condom-less sex, squirting, multiple orgasms, rough sex. Multiple friends/family members mention the reader has lost weight, but the readerās exact weight isnāt specified. Seokjin uses a spatula as a microphone.
Summary:Ā Ā At this time last year, you thought you had it all. A kick-ass screenwriting job for the hottest TV show in LA, an actor boyfriend whose career was taking off and an affordable apartment with not one, but two bathrooms. Fast-forward to now and youāre single, soon-to-be jobless and searching for a way to scrape together January rent. Everything seems to be falling apart, which was why you told your family you werenāt coming home for the holidays. Enter your little sister, Sara, who recently became engaged to her boyfriend, Yoongi and needs you home to celebrate. The biggest problem? Returning home means youāll be forced to face everything and everyone you left behind, including Yoongiās best man ā and your ex-best friend, Hoseok.
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Now that the holidays are approaching Iām in a mood for cozy spicy reads like this. Please give this a read if you havenāt already!!!
I Donāt Like A Gold Rush || Jungkook
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Summary: Jungkook is the golden boy, an excellent student, the star of you collegeās football team. Rumor has it, thereās simply nothing he canāt do. The same cannot be said about you, but youāve never had an issue with that. Youāre happy with your small group of friends and your lack of talent in sports. And then, Jin befriends Jungkook, and you find yourself spending a lot of time with him. Before you know it, youāve taken an interest in him ā and youāre sure you shouldnāt. Thereās no way this can end well for you⦠right?
Also available on Ao3.
Word count: 17.3k
Genre: College AU, strangers to lovers, slice of life, mostly fluff
Warnings & Tags: discussed insecurities,Ā alcohol consumption, reader almost has a panic attack at some point, shy jungkook, jungkook is bad at Feelings, Reader is bad at feelings too, mutual pining kinda, Jungkook has long hair, sfw, New Yearās Day themed.
A/N: I donāt know how I would name my stories without Taylor Swift. Anyway, this is more or less centered around the New Year (it was supposed to be more and then⦠it didnāt happen), and I hope youāll enjoy it! Happy New Year everyone!
The first time you hear Jungkookās name, itās in the sentence āMan, is there anything Jungkook canāt do?ā. You look up at your friend Jin from the book youāre studying. You have no idea who Jungkook is, but that doesnāt mean anything. Jin is always complaining about how you donāt know anyone on the campus, which you think is quite unfair.
ā¦but then you really donāt know that many people on the campus.
āWhatās going on?ā you ask him, because he sounds extremely annoyed, and he shows you his phone. On it, there is a score for a basketball game. You think.
Your college is famous for its basketball team⦠Right?
āUh-uh,ā you still say with a nod, trying to make it look like you have any idea what youāre talking about.
āThis kid is crushing it at school, the girls love him, and now this!ā Jin complains, a little too loud, and shushing noises come from a spot behind you. You turn around to give the group an apologetic look. āI really shouldnāt have bet against him.ā
Ah, there you know what to say.
āYou really need to stop making bets. You never win them.ā
Jin glares at you.
āAnd you are a terrible friend. Youāre supposed to comfort me!ā
āIāll comfort you when you stop making the worst choices imaginable,ā you mutter, going back to your work. Jungkookās name, his supposed excellence, and that basketball match ā if it even is basketball ā leave your mind as fast as they entered it, without leaving a trace behind.
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This was phenomenal rereading I miss this good content.šš¤š¤š¤
Rattled | JJK {Masterlist + Posting Schedule}
Chapter OneĀ - Posted March 6th, 2020
Chapter TwoĀ - Posted March 20th, 2020
Chapter Three - Posted April 3rd, 2020
Chapter Four - Posted April 17th, 2020Ā
Chapter Five - Posted May 1st, 2020Ā
Chapter Six - Posted May 15th, 2020
Chapter Seven - Posted May 29th, 2020Ā
Chapter Eight - Posted June 12th, 2020Ā
Epilogue - Posted Friday June 26th, 2020 @
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Absolutely loved rereading this recentlyš¤
AI fan fics are an EPIDEMIC and I hope all of their users and readers get their brains GENUINELY rotted from reading those awful "stories"
Forever grateful for actual writers like you sticking to your roots and putting out actual art for us readers to enjoy. I'n literally so so glad you're in this fandom.
I'm always so weary of newer writers in the BTS fandom. There are so many popping up and most of them are AI users. It's very blatant.
In the tags, I skip over every new writer (which may sound unfair but the quality of work I've been seeing... Not good.) and over every account I don't already follow (and I follow hundreds.)
I can't call any of these hos out without it being labelled as bullying or harrassment.
So, thank you!! Genuinely.
aww thank you pookie! iām glad to be here as well š«¶
iāve honestly stopped scrolling through the Jungkook smut tag here, and just read/reread older fics from 2022/2023. if i could recommend you some non-ai writing, @wintrbears, @milk-moonbunnies, @matchastwb are some of my current favs iāve been binging.
also the killah series by @citrustan keeps me awake for hours at night AHHHH
thank you so much for the recommendation š„¹ I really appreciate it!