" Merlin is a wonder…”

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[disgracefulthings]

Time Travel + Future Knowledge AU

Jin Zixuan, waking up after dying: I know what I must do

Step 1: Killing his father

Jin Guangshan: My own flesh and blood betraying me?!

Jin Zixuan, stabbing him: Sorry father, but you're terrible and will cause a lot of people to die (plus I don't want my son to have you as an influence)

Step 2: Stop Jin Guangyao from turning evil

Jin Zixuan: You are now my official brother and your new name is Jin Ziyao and if anyone disrespects you I will punish them

Jin Ziyao: Brother...

Jin Zixuan: Oh, and before I forget, don't marry Qin Su, she's our half sibling

Jin Ziyao: WHAT THE F-

Jin Ziyao: Just get together with Lan Xichen or Nie Mingjiu, or both. I don't care as long as you're happy (and not killing me)

Step 3: Save Wei Wuxian

Jin Zixuan, banging against the the burial mounds wards: HEY DIPSHIT!

Wei Wuxian: What do you want, peacock?

Jin Zixuan: I heard Lan Wangji talking shit, saying you're not man enough to kiss him

Wei Wuxian: WHAT?! I'll show him!! Wen Ning! We're going on a trip!

Jin Zixuan, internally: All according to keikaku

Step 4: The hardest part

Jin Zixuan: Oh, um, hi, Lady Jiang, I was wondering, if you don't mind, and I don't really want to bother, but if I am then-

Jiang Yanli: Yes, I'll marry you

Jin Zixuan: Yessssss!

[necromycologist]

you see the thing about dark rise is that you'd think that the guy who's the reincarnation of the dark king and the guy who's the reincarnation of his general would be instrumental in the plot but mostly they just spend their time doing alarmingly undernegotiated dom/sub roleplay at each other. so maybe after that you'd think out of the two magic knights one of them would be the instrumental champion. and they are better but both of them are a little constrained by the plot and also their brother issues. the person actually doing the most to stop the apocalypse is a 7-year-old girl

[arianwyn-art]

bring back romance like tying your enemy to a chair and impaling his shoulder on a unicorn horn while he screams in agony

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[skeleton-brainz]

Amidst the Avengerz v Avengers lawsuit. The members of both are constantly running unto each other at both of their bases.

Kate, sneaking out of Yelenas room: 👇

Joaquin, sneaking out of bob's: 👆

Sam, standing in the kitchen being passive aggressive towards Bucky: Yall are a bunch of traitors.

Scott, who just broke in: Hey guys, which room is Ava's? Janets on vacation so i gotta do her checkup. Oh hey Kate, Cassie was just asking about you.

Sam, pointing at the door John is walking out of:

John: Thank god youre here, she keeps beating me at uno.

Melina, walking out of Alexi's room: Dont look at me. Im not involved here.

Bonus:

Bucky: All of mine are introverted, except maybe Alexei. Of course your balls of sunshine are coming to their rooms.

[flodaya]

#they had no business acting like this while filming that scene

[endlesss-rain]

"spiderman brand new day has a good plot"

looks inside plot

''there is no righteousness in suffering alone and isolating yourself from everything is never the answer because you'll eventually start to lose sense of who you are as you spiral further into depression and suicidal ideation this is why you need to let people help you and allow yourself to believe in a better future even if it feels impossible at times''

well shit. it does have a good plot

[gaelmeee]

Prince, Pet, Merchant 👑

[badassnightingale]

Just rewatched Thunderbolts* and I need Bucky and Sam to make out sloppy style to solve their divergences like- right now. I’m not joking.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Lan Wangji: HuaiSang, can I ask you for some advice?

Nie HuaiSang (who has never been asked for advice by anyone in his entire lifetime): Yes, yes, please! Ahem, I mean, please proceed.

Lan Wangji: What is an appropriate way to express your interest in someone?

Nie HuaiSang (choking on his spit): Eh? What? You mean romantic interest? Or like you want to follow the progression of their career in a completely platonic way sort of interest?

Lan Wangji:....

Lan Wangji: Never mind. Thank you.

Nie HuaiSang: No, no, come back, come back!

Later,

Wei Wuxian: Hey, A-Cheng!

Jiang Cheng: Fuck offffff!

Wei Wuxian: No, this is serious. Do you think the Lans are canibals?

Jiang Cheng: Whaat? What are you yapping about?

Wei Wuxian: Because just now Lan Wangji told me I looked like a snack!

[blatantprinterpropaganda]

famous last words from the guy who will spend the rest of the series at no point ever playing it cool <3

[greenteadumplings]

I watched bad buddy insane amount of times. And today I was rewatching (as one should!) ep 9 and I observed a detail I never did before. In the scene where they are on the bench Pat offers to post that Pran and him broke up if it gets Wai to talk to him and Pran slowly pulls Pat's hand away from his phone. Remember that scene??

So what caught my attention was Ohm's acting choice right after Pran releases his hand

See?? See how he rubs his hand.

By this time we know that PatPran aren't "officially" dating for that long. This is a very new relationship. Sure they had the bet era but that's mostly flirting and riling each other and each other to the edge. And they touched many times before to fight and push around. But this not that kind of touch. Here Pran's touch is very soft. Very emotional. He's trying to convey many things. And it's a sudden touch. Pat wasn't expecting his hand to be held. As soon as Pran held his hand Pat's hand got that tingling feeling which you'll get when the person u love the most touches you. They aren't familiar with each other's touches yet. Not in this way anyway. So I think that's the reason Pat rubs his hands, he likes Pran so much that his touch made his hand tingle.

I caught up so much in the way they are trying to emotionally adjust to each other in this scene that I almost forgot they might be trying to physically adjust too like any new relationship. The same way Pran reacts when Pat takes his hand right outside his dorm for the first time asking for a sweet moment as boyfriends.

[ohmysea]

So you’re telling me he did see Pran’s notebook of sketches of objects that remind Pran of him but didn’t realise it was about him?? my little idiot.

[auroplane]

if i got a penny every time i rewatched bad buddy i would have at least 37 pennies

[wingstowardstars]

"from two people who can't be friends to two people who can't be just friends."

we still talk about you 😞

[blatantprinterpropaganda]

"let's pretend to be boyfriends to design this bus stop" is, i firmly believe, still a situation that has only been proposed once (1 time) in all of media history. and of course the culprit would be pat napat jindapat

[dorindameddler]

that's the fucking stuuuuuuuuff