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[pusheen]

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Cat when activity does require a cat.....

[supertaliart]

More Cat!LiuJiu post-its!

Part 1

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Please like and reblog to give @alanaisalive Loch Ness bear tramp stamp!

[foxyjoy-art]

Peace at last 💜

[lilapplesheadcannons]

1. Yaps all the time

2. Wants a share of your food

3. Will steal your shoes

4. Will mess up your paperwork

5. Leaves grubby foot/pawprint everywhere

6. Uninterrupted sleep? No chance!

Yup.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

This is Dipu Chandra Das. He committed the grave crime of getting promoted while being a hindu in Bangladesh. So he was accused of blasphemy, beaten and arrested. The police handed him over to the bloodthirsty mob who lynched him then set him on fire.

They have also attacked his family during his funeral.

I do not pray for deilverance any more. I pray that this spreads to every corner of the world! May an American man in New York burn like Dipu! Let a Welsh school boy get his eyes gouged out like Utsab Das! I pray a Finnish mother has to beg a mob outside her house to at least take turn to rape her teenage daughter, like Purnima Shil! I hope an Australian man gets to live knowing his 53 year old mother was gangraped to death! This new year I curse the world to suffer the way we do!

Fuck you all!

[lilapplesheadcannons]

This is my purely fandom based account. I post all my serious posts on my other blog. However, this is also the account with the highest reach. I have done my best to help out others, including donating to GFMs from Palestinians. This is my turn to ask for help.

I am a Bangladeshi Hindu. Our lives are serious risk right now. My friends and family members had to leave their own homes for safety. I am posting screenshots and links to the attacks we faced in the last few days. Any protests on social media are faced with more attacks for being a 'Awami league' (the previous government) or 'RAW agent' (Indian intelligence agency). I supported the student protests and did my best to support them, then why are my family, friends, and faith at risk? Is this what I deserve? I absolutely condemn the corruption and terror by the last Awami League Government, but why is that our fault? My family never even dared to vote in any national elections. There's no police available as they are afraid. The army is of very limited help. There are photos on Facebook of students and local people trying to guard the temples but that is nowhere enough.

1. ISKON Temple, Meherpur

2. House of a hindu family in Jessore

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/93J8J9PpBQe3CJZ8/

3. Attack on a hindu family

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/BN7tBnwDErap2PwG/

4. Khilgaon, Dhaka

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/5dJSNj9DMgyF8m57/

5. Temple, Panchagar

6. This singer and songwriter was kicked out of his own home for being born Hindu. His collection of instruments was set on fire.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/fFeKb72k6sxdbJKW/

7. News link about attacks in Hindu families in Meherpur

মেহেরপুরে ৯টি হিন্দু বাড়িতে হামলা

মেহেরপুরে এক আওয়ামী লীগ নেতার বাড়িসহ হিন্দুদের ৯টি বাড়িতে হামলার ঘটনা ঘটেছে। গতকাল সোমবার দুপুর থেকে এসব ঘটনা ঘটে।

8. News on attack on Hindu families un Natore

https://www.prothomalo.com/bangladesh/district/ywrtgfj50x?sfnsn=scwspmo

(And before some fool asks why I didn't post about the student movement in the past, this blog is about Danmei, being involved with which is a punishable crime in Bangladesh. I can't risk the lives of my family for my hobby. I strictly used my other blogs to post about student protests, but I only have a handfull of followers there.)

[lilapplesheadcannons]

11 Hindus killed in 22 days .

Name list :

1/12: Dilip Bormon

3/12: Prantosh Kormokar

6/12: Utpol Sarkar

7/12: Zogesh Chandra Roy & Suborna Roy .

12/12: Shanto Das

15/12: Ripon Kumar Sarkar

16/12: Pratap,Swadhin,Polash Chandra .

18/12: Dipu Das

[lilapplesheadcannons]

I fucking hate this timeline. Let's build a colossal temple for Pluto and sacrifice Neil deGrasse Tyson!

[mossymage]

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Me, when I get a hangnail committing atrocities!

[lilapplesheadcannons]

People think Lan Xichen is a calming influence on Jiang Cheng.

Fuck no! He's a thrice damned instigator. He riles up Jiang Cheng six ways from Sunday by 7am. By the time Jiang Cheng finishes getting dressed and ready for the day, his voice is hoarse from screaming, his stock of choice swear words is depleted, and his righteous fury is a mere husk of it former self. He resigns himself to muttering obscenities at Lan ancestors while hopping into his boots, taking care not to trip over his ever attentive golden retriever boyfriend.

Lotus Pier rejoices!

Jin Ling is slightly conflicted. He can't bring himself to admit he actually misses being threatened to have his legs broken.

[frost-flower-fractured-ice]

My blorbos and the internet cat celebs they work best with:

a) Jiang Cheng and a cat like Pyaari: purple boy refused to take her in at first but now is dressing his cat (secretly, no videos ❌️) in all lost Yunmeng traditions. Bonus points if he picks him up while retaking Lotus Pier because Wei Wuxian can say things like "beautiful ladyyyy, give us back our moneyyy, you are a thief~~~" and get whacked by JC. Bonus, bonus points if the cat docilely also enjoys baby Jin Ling's first foray into dress-up.

b) Lan Xichen and a cat like Walter: so if you don't know, Walter the catt has a special goverment name, Walthazar Boboltazaar Fifiefafalthazaar the Third (forgive spelling errors plsss) Lan Xichen strikes me as the kind of man to give the cat a special name like that. He shares the cat with a-Yao. He chose the unnecessarily poetic courtesy name and a-Yao gave it the birth name. It is also very fluffy and triangular from all the Jin pampering, and Lan Xichen regularly appreciates the Lan custom of not having pets because otherwise his beautiful and magical cat would unfortunately be put on dieting and exercise.

c) Xiao Xingchen and a cat like Sister Minnie: this man lived and thrived with Xue Yang. Enough said.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

OMG, I love it!

WangXian: A cat family like Natilla, Gandalf and Dave. They found a pregnant cat on a night hunt who soon proceeded to give birth on Lan Wangji's pristine robe. Though there's a hushed rumour that the weird kitten was actually Wei Wuxian's latest experience in demonic cultivation. The rumour gets more hushed if someone asks why on earth Wei Wuxian would bother creating such a useless, chronically suffering creature. Just like Dave, he is very obsessed with his owner's husband (Lan Wangji).

Nie MingJue: A crunchy, squeaky smudge on the carpet like Wisp. Strangers on first meeting are always shocked that such a small being is capable of producing that sort of noise. Consensus is that the cat is just copying its owner.

Lan Qiren: A highly respectable cat like Sir Fur. A protector! He protects the Cloud Recess and supervises Lan Qiren doing paperwork from his basket.

Wen siblings: Cat siblings like Penny and Felix. Lots of skippity paps, tattlings, and coercions all around. Overall, it's a messy situation.

Lan JingYi: A troublesome kitty that lives to get in trouble in the imaginative way. Denying it treats is violating its human rights, heuhh heuhh heuhh!

[poll-position]

You have to write a fanfic that incorporates ideas or symbolism inspired by your five most recent non-face emojis. Are you able to write one that you would consider good?

Hell yes! This is gonna be great!

It’ll be difficult, but I think I can make it at least readable

Probably not, but I’ll try for the giggles

Nope. No way. Not even trying.

I don’t write / other

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Nie MingJue was the first in his generation to develop a 'Dad sneeze' despite not being a father himself.

(Lan Wangji is low-key jealous, but unfortunately, Lans are physically incapable of sneezing loud.)

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Wei Wuxian: In the cave, I bet with Lan Zhan that he was in love with Mianmian. We have been married for 12 years with a son. If he doesn't chicken out soon, I am afraid he's going to win the bet.

[calamity-crows-deactivated20251]

Let's make a soup:

stock

Noodles

Bullion

garlic salt

meat

celery

carrots

peas

chili powder

lentils

vinegar

Voting ended onOct 5, 2025

[questions-about-blorbos]

If you and your Blorbo were to switch jobs/occupations, assuming being unemployed or studying also counted as an occupation, would you both enjoy it?

We would both enjoy it

Neither of us would enjoy it

Neither of us would care

I would enjoy it, my Blorbo wouldn't enjoy it

I would enjoy it, my Blorbo wouldn't care either way

My Blorbo would enjoy it, I wouldn't enjoy it

My Blorbo would enjoy it, I wouldn't care either way

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Let me tell you folks a funny story. I am sure you'll be rolling on the floor after reading it! It's "OMG Ha Ha funny!"🤣🤣🤣

There was a man called Ruplal. Noticed the past tense? Good! Ruplal used to mend shoes for a living. He also had 2 daughters and a son. Ruplal was going to visit his daughter's future in-laws to discuss the wedding arrangement. But being a stranger in the area, he got lost. So he called his niece's husband, Pradeep, who was handicapped. They were trying to find their way home. WHILE BEING HINDU!😡😡😡

So a mob killed them. They called them thieves and beat them to death. The police patiently waited in the sideline until they were dead and collected the deadbody.

Ruplal's teenage son had to leave school to support his family. But that's fine. Anytime he misses his father, he can just go on Facebook to see his father's last moments on the earth. The mob has very kindly videoed Ruplal and Pradeep begging for their lives and uploaded it on Facebook. Would you like to have the link?

Are you laughing yet? No? Tough customers. Maybe you want the story of how the mob dug up a 80 year old man's corpse from his grave, beat it, and burnt it to ashes? And killed 2 people for trying to stop it?

Hope the world burns for turning a blind eye to us, that's all.