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@lilapplesheadcannons
Jin ZiXuan: Having siblings is such a strange experience. All of a sudden I have beef with a bunch of 4 years old. I have never met them, but it will be on site when I do!
Lan Xichen: Tell me about it! Every couple of days I have to change my address to Wei Wuxian depending on the mood of a certain someone. The boy must think I am out of my mind!
Nie MingJue: Nah, I like it. It gives me a broader list of people to hold grudges against.
Lan Xichen (humming): La la la, la la la....
Lan Wangji 🤨: Xiongzhang, are you singing?
Lan Xichen 😊: Wangji, do you think Jiang Wanyin likes me?
Lan Wangji 😑: No. He does not 'like' anyone. Well, maybe he tolerates his nephew.
Lan Xichen 😊: This morning he said he'd break my leg if I didn't drink enough water!
Lan Wangji 😶: He DOES like you!
"Dear diary,
Nie HuaiSang advised that I should express my interest in Wei Ying by what he described as a 'Pick-Up line'. I am not entirely sure if the outcome was satisfactory or not.
Granted, Wei Ying keeps screaming and running away at the very sight of me now, but he also seems to shower me with garlic cloves. I am not familiar with the Yunmeng courting rituals and must research further.
Brother, when you are finished reading this, can you write to Lady Jiang asking her of the details of various courting rituals of her clan? Also, please leave the diary in the hiding spot behind the shelf. I am no longer using the one under the floorboard."
Lan Wangji: HuaiSang, can I ask you for some advice?
Nie HuaiSang (who has never been asked for advice by anyone in his entire lifetime): Yes, yes, please! Ahem, I mean, please proceed.
Lan Wangji: What is an appropriate way to express your interest in someone?
Nie HuaiSang (choking on his spit): Eh? What? You mean romantic interest? Or like you want to follow the progression of their career in a completely platonic way sort of interest?
Lan Wangji:....
Lan Wangji: Never mind. Thank you.
Nie HuaiSang: No, no, come back, come back!
Later,
Wei Wuxian: Hey, A-Cheng!
Jiang Cheng: Fuck offffff!
Wei Wuxian: No, this is serious. Do you think the Lans are canibals?
Jiang Cheng: Whaat? What are you yapping about?
Wei Wuxian: Because just now Lan Wangji told me I looked like a snack!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
Cat when activity does require a cat.....
More Cat!LiuJiu post-its!
Part 1
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Please like and reblog to give @alanaisalive Loch Ness bear tramp stamp!
Peace at last 💜
1. Yaps all the time
2. Wants a share of your food
3. Will steal your shoes
4. Will mess up your paperwork
5. Leaves grubby foot/pawprint everywhere
6. Uninterrupted sleep? No chance!
Yup.
This is Dipu Chandra Das. He committed the grave crime of getting promoted while being a hindu in Bangladesh. So he was accused of blasphemy, beaten and arrested. The police handed him over to the bloodthirsty mob who lynched him then set him on fire.
They have also attacked his family during his funeral.
I do not pray for deilverance any more. I pray that this spreads to every corner of the world! May an American man in New York burn like Dipu! Let a Welsh school boy get his eyes gouged out like Utsab Das! I pray a Finnish mother has to beg a mob outside her house to at least take turn to rape her teenage daughter, like Purnima Shil! I hope an Australian man gets to live knowing his 53 year old mother was gangraped to death! This new year I curse the world to suffer the way we do!
Fuck you all!
This is my purely fandom based account. I post all my serious posts on my other blog. However, this is also the account with the highest reach. I have done my best to help out others, including donating to GFMs from Palestinians. This is my turn to ask for help.
I am a Bangladeshi Hindu. Our lives are serious risk right now. My friends and family members had to leave their own homes for safety. I am posting screenshots and links to the attacks we faced in the last few days. Any protests on social media are faced with more attacks for being a 'Awami league' (the previous government) or 'RAW agent' (Indian intelligence agency). I supported the student protests and did my best to support them, then why are my family, friends, and faith at risk? Is this what I deserve? I absolutely condemn the corruption and terror by the last Awami League Government, but why is that our fault? My family never even dared to vote in any national elections. There's no police available as they are afraid. The army is of very limited help. There are photos on Facebook of students and local people trying to guard the temples but that is nowhere enough.
1. ISKON Temple, Meherpur
2. House of a hindu family in Jessore
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/93J8J9PpBQe3CJZ8/
3. Attack on a hindu family
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/BN7tBnwDErap2PwG/
4. Khilgaon, Dhaka
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/5dJSNj9DMgyF8m57/
5. Temple, Panchagar
6. This singer and songwriter was kicked out of his own home for being born Hindu. His collection of instruments was set on fire.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/fFeKb72k6sxdbJKW/
7. News link about attacks in Hindu families in Meherpur
মেহেরপুরে এক আওয়ামী লীগ নেতার বাড়িসহ হিন্দুদের ৯টি বাড়িতে হামলার ঘটনা ঘটেছে। গতকাল সোমবার দুপুর থেকে এসব ঘটনা ঘটে।
8. News on attack on Hindu families un Natore
https://www.prothomalo.com/bangladesh/district/ywrtgfj50x?sfnsn=scwspmo
(And before some fool asks why I didn't post about the student movement in the past, this blog is about Danmei, being involved with which is a punishable crime in Bangladesh. I can't risk the lives of my family for my hobby. I strictly used my other blogs to post about student protests, but I only have a handfull of followers there.)
11 Hindus killed in 22 days .
Name list :
1/12: Dilip Bormon
3/12: Prantosh Kormokar
6/12: Utpol Sarkar
7/12: Zogesh Chandra Roy & Suborna Roy .
12/12: Shanto Das
15/12: Ripon Kumar Sarkar
16/12: Pratap,Swadhin,Polash Chandra .
18/12: Dipu Das
I fucking hate this timeline. Let's build a colossal temple for Pluto and sacrifice Neil deGrasse Tyson!
Me, when I get a hangnail committing atrocities!
People think Lan Xichen is a calming influence on Jiang Cheng.
Fuck no! He's a thrice damned instigator. He riles up Jiang Cheng six ways from Sunday by 7am. By the time Jiang Cheng finishes getting dressed and ready for the day, his voice is hoarse from screaming, his stock of choice swear words is depleted, and his righteous fury is a mere husk of it former self. He resigns himself to muttering obscenities at Lan ancestors while hopping into his boots, taking care not to trip over his ever attentive golden retriever boyfriend.
Lotus Pier rejoices!
Jin Ling is slightly conflicted. He can't bring himself to admit he actually misses being threatened to have his legs broken.
My blorbos and the internet cat celebs they work best with:
a) Jiang Cheng and a cat like Pyaari: purple boy refused to take her in at first but now is dressing his cat (secretly, no videos ❌️) in all lost Yunmeng traditions. Bonus points if he picks him up while retaking Lotus Pier because Wei Wuxian can say things like "beautiful ladyyyy, give us back our moneyyy, you are a thief~~~" and get whacked by JC. Bonus, bonus points if the cat docilely also enjoys baby Jin Ling's first foray into dress-up.
b) Lan Xichen and a cat like Walter: so if you don't know, Walter the catt has a special goverment name, Walthazar Boboltazaar Fifiefafalthazaar the Third (forgive spelling errors plsss) Lan Xichen strikes me as the kind of man to give the cat a special name like that. He shares the cat with a-Yao. He chose the unnecessarily poetic courtesy name and a-Yao gave it the birth name. It is also very fluffy and triangular from all the Jin pampering, and Lan Xichen regularly appreciates the Lan custom of not having pets because otherwise his beautiful and magical cat would unfortunately be put on dieting and exercise.
c) Xiao Xingchen and a cat like Sister Minnie: this man lived and thrived with Xue Yang. Enough said.
OMG, I love it!
WangXian: A cat family like Natilla, Gandalf and Dave. They found a pregnant cat on a night hunt who soon proceeded to give birth on Lan Wangji's pristine robe. Though there's a hushed rumour that the weird kitten was actually Wei Wuxian's latest experience in demonic cultivation. The rumour gets more hushed if someone asks why on earth Wei Wuxian would bother creating such a useless, chronically suffering creature. Just like Dave, he is very obsessed with his owner's husband (Lan Wangji).
Nie MingJue: A crunchy, squeaky smudge on the carpet like Wisp. Strangers on first meeting are always shocked that such a small being is capable of producing that sort of noise. Consensus is that the cat is just copying its owner.
Lan Qiren: A highly respectable cat like Sir Fur. A protector! He protects the Cloud Recess and supervises Lan Qiren doing paperwork from his basket.
Wen siblings: Cat siblings like Penny and Felix. Lots of skippity paps, tattlings, and coercions all around. Overall, it's a messy situation.
Lan JingYi: A troublesome kitty that lives to get in trouble in the imaginative way. Denying it treats is violating its human rights, heuhh heuhh heuhh!
You have to write a fanfic that incorporates ideas or symbolism inspired by your five most recent non-face emojis. Are you able to write one that you would consider good?
Hell yes! This is gonna be great!
It’ll be difficult, but I think I can make it at least readable
Probably not, but I’ll try for the giggles
Nope. No way. Not even trying.
I don’t write / other
Big!!! Steppy!!!
Taking her job very seriously
