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@clairebwalken-1
Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”
scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking
ITS REAL ABAHSJSNSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT IS THIS
🦇 fagnsfangs Follow
i dont want to start anything but @castlecrypttt has had the same familiar for 20 years and i dont think she ever intends to turn it...
🧛♀️ castlecrypttt Follow
"i dont want to start anything" then why did you @ me you braindead fuck?? willie has been with my family for so long because its his choice. he doesnt even want to be a vampire he enjoys being a familiar. and we take care of him, we give him as many flies and spiders and rats as his little heart desires. all you snobbish vampires who look down on having familiars dont seem to realize that its not a one way relationship. he helps us with our vampire needs and in return we protect him and give him lives. he's going to live far longer than whatever his normal human lifespan wouldve been, 20 years is nothing. and hes part of the family. keep out of our business you clearly dont understand
🩸 bloody-bloody-marie Follow
oh my g*d i cant believe there are still vampires on this site defending keeping familiars.
🧛♂️ fresh-blood Follow
genuine question, whats wrong with having a familiar?
🩸 bloody-bloody-marie Follow
are you seriously asking me about the ethics of keeping an enthralled servant that you force into doing your bidding...
🦇 fagnsfangs Follow
op here, i think youre seriously misunderstanding the concept of familiars. a lot of humans would love to have the opportunity to become vampires in exchange for a few years of servitude. the issue lies in when the familiar is promised vampirism and yet never gets it. and no, vampires shouldnt be using thralls to get their familiar to do its job.
🕷 blood-is-the-life Follow
familiar here, and no. i dont really care about becoming a vampire. that was never in the deal i had with my master. but yeah, do agree thralls shouldnt be used unless the familiar is okay with it
🧛♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow
if you dont want to become a vampire then whats the point of being a familiar?
🕷 blood-is-the-life Follow
well for me its a sex thing.
ALADDIN (1992) dir. John Musker & Ron Clements
Face first into man boobs
Throws a baby Walker at you with the force of goku throwing a dodgeball
OH JESUS- Wha- don’t give me a baby, I barely take care of myself-
Skill issue
TAKE THE BABY BACK?????
Throws a baby Walker at you with the force of goku throwing a dodgeball
OH JESUS- Wha- don’t give me a baby, I barely take care of myself-
Skill issue
“Are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache.”
— Unknown
goals
official boob post
@explodingsoda
goals
official boob post
@explodingsoda
Me when there's a shadowy figure
Me when there's a (faceless) mannequin
Me when there's a skeleton
Me and my three weed smoking girlfriedns
Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.
And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.
It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.
swagever
@implodingseltzer
Hey now
Hehehehehe
swagever
@implodingseltzer
I've Endured, Now What?
Blue Iris - Mary Oliver / So This Is All I Will Ever Be? - Fatima Aamer Bilal / Vive, Vive - Traci Brimhall
I MIGHT BE RELATED TO LOUJITSU
@explodingpop
F E A R
ITS BIZARRE BUT THATS MY FREAKING MOTHER
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES YOU MY SOON TO BE INLAW,,,
THAT MAKES SODA TOO
I don’t count Soda as family /j /silly
@soda
You did an oopsies
@explodingsoda
BITCH I’M THE ONE WHO PLANS TO MARRY INTO THE FAMILY DO NOT EVEN
What
She said I don’t count when she’s not family without me
Oh!
SELTZER IS KNDA MY DAD TOO
Excuse me
HM?
Cause of this guy
I dont like this weird fucked up multiverse family tree anymore what the fuckity shit
Anyway CW says hi and I’m going to track down Lou jitsu
Aren’t you genetically engineered? I don’t think he’s your dad
I will find out!
Because the other case is that my mom dated Lou Jitsu before she became a bitch
I am going to start sobbing uncontrollably
ITS FINE IM NOT RELATED SHE was JUST A GOLD DIGGER
Euehhhhgghhghueuegheuegeegeeueyeeghheueuueeeueueueghheueueue
ARE YOU CRYING
I’m trying to type out the sounds I am internally making
Euueueuueueueueeghehehgheheueuueuehheh aheem heem whimper hheheuehueheueueuegehehehueueuueueueueeehhd cough cough hack ueueueueuehehgeheheuey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAS
I MIGHT BE RELATED TO LOUJITSU
@explodingpop
F E A R
ITS BIZARRE BUT THATS MY FREAKING MOTHER
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES YOU MY SOON TO BE INLAW,,,
THAT MAKES SODA TOO
I don’t count Soda as family /j /silly
@soda
You did an oopsies
@explodingsoda
BITCH I’M THE ONE WHO PLANS TO MARRY INTO THE FAMILY DO NOT EVEN
What
She said I don’t count when she’s not family without me
Oh!
SELTZER IS KNDA MY DAD TOO
Excuse me
HM?
Cause of this guy
I dont like this weird fucked up multiverse family tree anymore what the fuckity shit
Anyway CW says hi and I’m going to track down Lou jitsu
Aren’t you genetically engineered? I don’t think he’s your dad
I will find out!
Because the other case is that my mom dated Lou Jitsu before she became a bitch
I am going to start sobbing uncontrollably
ITS FINE IM NOT RELATED SHE was JUST A GOLD DIGGER
Euehhhhgghhghueuegheuegeegeeueyeeghheueuueeeueueueghheueueue
ARE YOU CRYING
