i live here when i'm not unexpectedly offline

not witty enough to come up with a cool bio but self-deprecating enough to make YouTube videos http://youtube.com/c/clairecity18

[hype]

[babydreamgal-deactivated2015072]

bf (bee friend)

[clairecity]

You ever take a really large penis

I log back onto tumblr for the first time in years and I'm greeted with messages like THIS

uhhhh now I remember why I don't use tumblr on the regular

[fleshanimal]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[clairecity]

🌱☁️ the person that sent this to you wants you to have a beautiful day and to tell you, you’re beautiful and you’re worth it! send this to 10 other ppl when you get this message!! ☁️🌱

How cute 🤭

[clairecity]

Ahoy, welcome back! How are things?

I feel like it's been 2-3 years since actually regularly checking tumblr. Ooops...

Um how do I recap 3 years of my life 😅

[urbnite]

[nocturnalequine]

Decor aesthetic goal for my future home: “the village witch lives here, but she’s a good witch. probably. we think.”

[pansexualkiba]

The studio execs don’t cut out gay moments to market to China, they do it because the execs are homophobic. You guys are just racist enough to believe that somehow Asians are responsible for Destroying Western Cinema rather than the more obvious reason that studio execs hate gay people

[pansexualkiba]

Disney didn’t remove Love Simon from Disney+ to market overseas. Disney+ is exclusive to America. Disney removed Love Simon because they’re homophobic. I cannot believe I have to tell you people that homophobia is an executive decision and not one based on Asians.

[clairecity]

Fiiinnnnaaaallllyyyyy!!!!!

Sometimes I forget tumblr exists. sorryyy

[trynsave]

[ubi-est-sensus-deactivated20200]

[liquid-geodes]

Say what you want, but Bart knew when it was time to clown and when it was time to be serious

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

I also like how the last panel shows that Moe actually knew it was always Bart but still played along with it to entertain the kid

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savannahfaerie]

[rcmclachlan]

[thebootydiaries]

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick