nsfw
it happens all the time. sirius will be home alone, bored and horny, and just spam remus with the most obscene shit, no warning, no “hey babe u busy?”, nothing. it would be like cumshot pictures on his own chest, close-ups of his hole stretched around remus’s favorite plug, even one where he’s wearing remus’s old sweater and nothing else, riding a pillow and leaving a wet spot like he’s in heat
every single time remus gets stupidly, painfully hard in seconds. it’s ridiculous. he’s had to jerk off in the office bathroom more times than he’ll ever admit, biting his sleeve to stay quiet, coming so fast he sees stars because sirius knows exactly how to break him
and when remus finally gets home? sirius is waiting on the couch, naked, legs spread, grinning like the smug bastard he is
“took you long enough, moony. bet you were hard all day again, huh?”
remus doesn’t even answer, just drops his bag and tackles him because yeah. every single fucking time.
