self titled

they/them/theirs “Just make sure you’re doing the correct amount of meth and carbs.”

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he’s a ten but he talks in a jerry seinfeld impression while he sleeps

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sean evans: now, as i understand it, you’ve personally covered up the murders of eleven people. how have these circumstances affected your life, if at all?

tom cruise after eating ten wings without breaking a sweat: haha wow that’s a great question

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to be fair

if someone were to have to come out as straight

it makes sense that it would be someone from supernatural

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please like or reblog if you use or save (:

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I know this is basically the only thing I post about anymore, but I just adore @funkyfreshace so much. I love who I become when I talk to them. I love the way they make me feel. I love the prospect of making them feel the way they make me feel. I love talking about them to my friends and bragging about how great my significant other is. I’m so happy almost all of the time now, and when I’m not they’re there. I wouldn’t trade this feeling for the world.

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I just remembered that I started my review of Schumacher’s “The Phantom of the Opera” with “please, god, please put me out of my misery.”

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nature is healing <3

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“The Judge” by Twenty One Pilots and “Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back” by My Chemical Romance are my favorite songs by each respective band and yet they both have the lead singer say “bad guys” like a child.

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I decided my final project for my Video Production class will be a frame by frame recreation of The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride.

None of you can stop me, much less my professor.

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I walked into a Crystal Healing shop a few minutes ago and something immediately went wrong, and if that’s not a sign of how bad my energy is then I don’t know what is.

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kenny ortega and lucas grabeel: chad and ryan are a couple

disney, desperately: a couple of besties!!!

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I know that they’re going to change Dear Evan Hansen from a satire to something completely sincere and I’m not prepared for it.

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I went to the movie theaters tonight and someone straight up hotboxed an entire auditorium.

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I think perhaps I am a bad person.

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I just finished “Happier Than Ever.”

I don’t think it’s as good as “When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?,” but I am still completely in on Billie Eilish. If she doesn’t continue making great records the likes of these forever, it will be such a god damn shame.

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For the record, my favorite Billie Eilish song is still “Everything I Wanted.” One of the best damn pop hits of the last several years.

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I just finished “Happier Than Ever.”

I don’t think it’s as good as “When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?,” but I am still completely in on Billie Eilish. If she doesn’t continue making great records the likes of these forever, it will be such a god damn shame.

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If you hear someone call a band the Nickelback of that decade, they’re probably lying. There are not many things worse than “All the Right Reasons.”