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hi i’m just gonna put my art tag here and maybe more in the future who knows!! art : #applause art

#applause art #ill add more in the future maybe lol

No, but that’s exactly something that should be put in a museum.

Imagine seeing this two, three, eight hundred years after the fact. Imagine this little girl through centuries of time holding up her hand to show you her most precious rock. It’s potent enough now, this intimate knowledge of a complete stranger, this tiny insight into what was explained to her and what she thought was important and who listened to her long enough to let you see it, but imagine centuries in the future. Imagine this little bit of rock that looks like every other bit of rock, with no context and no explanation to it. And then imagine finding/seeing this little sign, and realising that it was Bethan’s rock. That it was a rock that a little girl loved the look of , and picked up, and carried around with her, and when it was explained to her that museums were places where precious things were shown so that other people could see and enjoy them, the precious thing she wanted them to show, that she wanted to show you, was this rock.

This is what material history is. These windows through time into a person’s life and beliefs and mundane treasures, these bridges across centuries where a child a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand years ago can show you her favourite rock.

That is, in so many ways, what museums are for. And well done them for following through.

demifiendcruithne

@wholesomepostarchive

wholesomepostarchive

11/29/2023

raiasintended

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

raiasintended

I just don’t think tags get any better than this

palezma

they're such idiots I love them

palezma

indeedgoodman

#baby death machine!!!

3liza

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

c3po

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

anuic-deactivated20220825

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.

cleolinda

#we are speaking from experience ok we are standing before you with our patchy ass superciliary arches CONFESSING #there’s places on my supraorbital ridge where no crop will grow ever again. and it’s because of what we did with eyebrows when i was a teen #ZOOMERBO BAGGINS i am not trying to rob you. i am trying to help you!!! - @sashayed

the stages of maia

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

crafty-butch

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

crafty-butch

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

kieraelieson

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

charlesoberonn

chaoszgod

people: minimalism is monochrome white everything with NO color or fun pieces.

me, an intellectual: minimalism in art is using the fewest items that have the largest emotional/aesthetic impact. minimalism in interior design should reflect that and not whatever soulless hospital chique every rich lady thinks minimalism is. Minimalism can be fun and colorful and use whimsical patterns its just about using less things to establish an aesthetic/vibe. Anyways look at these good examples of colorful minimalism.