Chalumeau

Ashley | 24 |♀| FL | ♌️|

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[halanniee-deactivated20250204]

GUys okay so 3weeks ago I had a horrible week so I decided to buy this candle I have been wanting

But not just any candle IT MELTS/HATCHES TO REVEAL A DRAGON

Basically I’m so excited, and can’t wait for my baby dragon to be born

Stay tuned

[halanniee-deactivated20250204]

UPDATE! 

Wow, okay, so i actually didnt think that this would burn so well, but it is pretty eggcellent

i had to move the little guy off of the paper towel and put him not by a wall, so my apartment wouldnt burn down, which was a solid call on my part

he is so close to being free i can taste it

i am thinking one more day of hardcore burning this bad boy, and my dragon son will be able to be ripped from the confines of his egg prison

[halanniee-deactivated20250204]

Okie dokie! So he’s stuck, minor problem… considering digging him out or just lighting it, but I will free him!!

[halanniee-deactivated20250204]

Okay! So I decided to just light it, and pull him out once all the wax was melted, which tadaaa!

Also totally put the candle in a pan because that’s how all the cool dragons are hatched now a days, it has nothing to do with fire prevention.. please

[eccentricbirdie]

@akaluan

Also WTF want

[sudanese]

[foreverrryourssss]

Silk press season

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[illshowyouascension]

[dickpressedmillenial]

Mhm

[loveridden1999]

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[qunaributts]

She's an artist.

[qunaributts]

The art in question... In case anyone was interested...

[qunaributts]

Thanks everyone for supporting an aspiring artist! Her work is on the fridge where she can look at it whenever she wants.