@clarkethinker - Tumblr Blog

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winged-void

Did you know you can Google image search "vegeta maid dress" whenever you want. It's free even.

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theriverbeyond

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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kafk-a

literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

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crimewave420

Straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk

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literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

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bat-incooking-school

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

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EXACTLY! THANK YOU FOR THE FANMAIL. BIGOTRY IS WHAT’S RUINING THIS COUNTRY! BIGOTRY AND SPIDER-MAN!!

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When I tell you that I wasn't expecting JJJ to be on Tumblr

I should've expected it. But I didn't

valtsv

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.