Underwater Motor Scooter

Jess. Boston. 20something. Pop Punk Trash. Currently Voltron Trash. Hardly uses tumblr.

[clash-at-demonhead]

what’s up, tumblr yelled at me to keep this account active so here’s a post see y’all in like another five years

[incorrect-voltron-quote]

Pidge: Should we have mini cupcakes at this party?

Hunk: Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is alReAdy a mini version of a cake? Honestly, whEre does it end with you people?!

[1-800-hallelujah]

puppies ♡

he’s so tinyyyy

[clash-at-demonhead]

When you up at 1am watching the netflix so you remember tumblr is a thing when nobody else is online but then tumblr reminds you of your abandoned past and damn

[ninja-mullet]

Lance: My girlfriend turned into quintessense…

Keith, who spent the last 6+ years saving his beloved just to lose him to another guy: That’s rough, buddy.

[unrealunearths]

27 fall out boy

[thebestoftumbling]

[dawnvolta]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ijessbest]

Don’t waste your time Iida it’s about quirks. I’ve been struggling to finish this comic for like 5 days for some reason…so here… have it…

[justalineinasong0]

Fall Out Boy - Jet Pack Blues

[tgtbatddean-deactivated20200729]

Here’s some of my fav pics from the EMAs…might post more later

[kekeslider]

🌌 He’s the center of the universe 🌌

credit if you use

Keith

[incorrect-voltron-quote]

I believe in hate at first sight.

Keith, meeting the other paladins for the first time. (via incorrect-voltron-quote)

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

Pete Wentz, official grass inspector

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[thinster13]

Hey OP are you okay

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

no

[normal-horoscopes]

NECROMANCY DOES WORK ON ANIMALS BUT AS RULE OF THUMB BIGGER ONES TAKE MORE ENERGY WHILE SMALLER ONES TAKE MORE PRESCISION THE HAPPY MEDIUM ENDS UP WITH LARGE DOGS BEING EASIEST

PLANT CELLS GENERALLY DO NOT RESPOND TO NECROMANCY AND REQUIRE A DIFFERENT FORM OF MAGIC TO MANIPULATE BUT THERE ARE A FEW WEIRDOS THAT PRACTICE NECROFORLOMANCY

SHAMPOO HAS LIKELY UNDERGONE TOO MANY INDUSTRIAL PROCESSES TO BE MAGIC REACTIVE ANYMORE

NECROMANCING INDIVIDUAL BACTERIA WOULD TAKE AN INHUMAN AMOUNT OF CONTROL

SAME CONCEPT WITH DINOSAUR SKELETONS THEY HAVE BEEN DEAD SO LONG REANIMATING THEM WOULD TAKE SO MUCH ENERGY YOURE HONESTLY BETTER OFF TRYING TO JUST RIP A HOLE IN SPACETIME AND HOPING A T REX FALLS THROUGH

SIMILARLY WITH LIMESTONE YOU WOULD HAVE TO REANIMATE EACH MOLLUSK INDIVIDUALLY

I HOPE THIS HELPS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

[opalmoonicorn]

A helpful discussion on Necromancy.

[the-nerd-beast]

Thank you necromancer side of tumblr

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Look, if you want a damn dinosaur, there’s no need to bother with high level necromancy—just planehop over to Chult, they’ve domesticated the things

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