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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

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Gale is husbandcoded. Think about it.

You have the rest of the companions who are hot and you can see yourself fucking and having intense relationships with; and then theres Gale who is the guy you sit down at dinner with to talk about how the tax returns this year werent as high as expected, or how you need to buy more fabric softener.

Like you cant imagine going grocery shopping with Astarion. But with Gale? Its like he belongs in the cereal aisle choosing the most organic brand of breakfast oatmeal.

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“He belongs in the cereal aisle choosing the most organic brand of breakfast oatmeal.”

You g e t it

He was created to be married. He was created to cuddle up to and watch tv with. He was created to yell at kids fondly about running down the stairs. He was created to stress out about tax season with you. He was created to drive a shitty family car with the politest aggressive road rage. He was created-

my-maehem

Made a sequel to one of my most popular posts

technoturian

Imagine all of those "Van Helsings" in later materials if they had been book accurate. They'd be like, "I am genetically inclined to a particular set of skills. You see, my ancestor was Abraham Van Helsing. Allow me to demonstrate: [infodumps on some random object in the room for fourty-three minutes using no less than five incomprehensible similes]."