professional idiot

girl idk

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trauma dashboard

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[adamsmasher]

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[segamascott]

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[kosmogrl]

[100line]

[catgirl-kaiju]

⭕️ More about the object

[egberts]

[larval-tear]

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

[larval-tear]

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

[larval-tear]

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

[boywaste]

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic