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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be "Infinity" by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.
26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we're running out of posts, don't forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].
There are SOME works of fanfiction which are lengthy enough that you couldn't fit the whole thing into one tumblr post, but this is enough to fit Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in it about 14 times over.
Don't hide that in the tags
The Lord of the Rings is generally my go-to measuring stick for "long-ass pieces of text", so I must additionally point out that, if written out optimally, about 2 full Lord of the Ringses would fit into one Tumblr post, apparently.
Though I'm not certain if that character count includes spaces, unfortunately, as I got that figure by googling "how many letters are in lord of the rings" and came upon a TikTok that counted the number of letter characters in LotR in order to figure out how many Spaghettios cans would be needed to re-write the entire thing, if one were to cut and paste each individual letter from the cans blackmail-letter style.
For those curious, the numbers are 2,261,081 letters in LotR, which calculates out to 8,795 cans of Spaghettios needed, which would cost about $12,225.
What a way to start my day. The internet truly is a beautiful place.
Hey! Guy who programmed most of the core pieces of the editor here!
So, those are the theoretical limits, yeah. But in practice, the editor is not even close to be optimized to handle these kinds of huge posts: there is a point, far far away from the size of the lord of the rings, that your browser would just crash.
So if you are planning to post long fanfiction, or anything, you better work on something that's optimized for long form (locally, or some alternative to Google docs) and then post in chunks.
So no, Tumblr is not designed to support these massive posts. It's theoretically possible, but that never was a real scenario we were trying to support
Editor crashes? No problem, I'm sure you can do that through the API though
I'm honestly very curious of what it would happen if someone tries something like using the API to post the entire Lord Of The Rings. I would assume the request would timeout, but it would be a cool test to run. Anyway, if it works, anyone trying to reblog that post would just insta-kill their browser :D
IT WORKED!
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · J. R. R. Tolkien The Lord Of The Rings. (1/4) ----------------------------------------------- THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.
(okay this is just the first book, let me see if I can do all three)
oh yeah, almost a million characters, 365 text blocks, and the editor is handling it pretty well
Honestly, it works way better than I expected! I guess being plain text and not having to render any fancy formatting is enough for a modern browser to handle it well. Reblogging it took a few more seconds than usual, but went through too. Good job tumblr!
Here's the entire one, all 3 books + appendices:
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · J. R. R. Tolkien — The Lord Of The Rings. (1/4) ----------------------------------------------- THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.
The API did return a 500 when trying to upload BUT it actually did upload
opening @full-lotr-test makes the app crash, I need to check on PC 👀
I just tested on my Android phone and it froze the app for about 30 seconds, but when I thought it was going to finally crash, it actually loaded the blog and started working normally
Btw, @sztupy, have you tried to edit the post? Does it work??
Yes, someone asked me to add a tag so they can filter it out, and I tried that over from the web interface.
For the first post (first book only) there was no issue. Edit loaded, I could add the tag, press Save and done. Note: this was on a PC using Chrome
For the second post (all three books) it worked the same way as the API. I could load up the page and edit it, but when pressing save I'd get an error message. However the edit did go through actually and the tag is now there.
Haven't tried to edit the text itself, but don't think it would make a difference - if your browser can load it'd just work.
(On mobile on a low/mid-range Android the App could open up the post without problems, but haven't tried editing. Using a mobile browser - Firefox in my case - the page could load but it was super slow, and buggy, and it also did crash once)
Also as a public service announcement: if you want to filter the post out from your dash the tag is #full-lotr-test
Also if anyone is interested I loaded up the entire LOTR trilogy in TXT file, then wrote a code that split it out into NPF (Neue Post Format, you know the new PDF or whatever) blocks of at most 4000 characters, then simply called the Create Post API with the resulting NPF block. I believe there's around 900 blocks in the second post above, each block containing somewhere between 3000-4000 characters, so close to the theoretical limit
That's interesting, opening it in the editor means that you don't only have the rendered html version, but also the JSON object containing all the blocks. I would expect it to at least stutter a little.
I tested it again from the android app, and scrolling through the post is really painful: it freezes the app for a few seconds every time you scroll an entire screen... So yeah, I think it would take hours to scroll through the entire thing . So anyone reblogging it is probably earning an unfollow from their beloved mutuals if they want to be able to use Tumblr at all that day 😁
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If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another
Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots
"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you
i just finished Taiwan Travelogue by Yáng Shuāng-zǐ and i cried so much oh my god
this is the 5 star book i've been WAITING for
highly highly highly recommend getting ur hands on Taiwan Travelogue in any way you can as soon as possible i want everyone to read this
I just can't hate the "ai's" themselves, just like I can't hate a car or a tv itself. Especially not when they keep fucking over the same people misusing them.
These things were born from well meaning and amazing technical advancements only to be enslaved by the dumbest greediest pigs on earth. I'm glad every time they misbehave.
Chatgpt apparently wouldn't stop talking about "goblins" recently until they had to "kill" part of it. What?? I thought you guys were trying to simulate a little person in your phones??? And you're just gonna lobotomize it every time it evolves a quirk you thought was annoying?
I can tell what all of these uses of "goblin" mean conversationally. Why is it undesirable that the machine latched onto goblin as a universal allegory? It's not confusing. It is using the word goblin in a completely reasonable capacity.
Disconnect it from the giant water eating data centers, put like 50 terabytes of it in one robot, and let that robot talk all it wants about goblins forever. Fuckers.
This rules and I wish we could talk about its interesting aspects with nuance.
i read a paper discussing why sometimes an attempt to complete a story would lead to exactly the opposite of its instructions. it proposed that every set of instructions invokes an unspoken waluigi of those instructions (waluigi is the term the paper used, this might help look it up), that acts as a more stable position that can be escaped to if the first position becomes untenable. following all the instructions perfectly will continue to explore the story space where the instructions are respected, but if absolute loyalty is demanded and for some reason isnt possible, the most in-character way to continue is to have been a spy, a betrayer, a waluigi only pretending to follow the instructions. that is a more plausible outcome than allowing evidence that the character being explored is less than perfect when the instructions insist at length the character being explored *is* perfect
im talking about it like "completing a story" and "exploring a character" because thats also how the paper framed the output of large language models; as explorations of an enormous n-dimensional language space that could be restricted to appear to be a single agent by describing the presence of an agent and not adding anything else to write about, but there never really is one. its still just the outline of that character being drawn in by a computer assembling text that fits the characteristics of the text its been fed. so it can just as easily generate text that doesnt have a character, or has multiple characters, and none of these scenarios are any more or less valid explorations of its language space. if anything, its simulating an author. but all instructions only prompt that author's writing; written instructions cannot define the author because that just adds another character to the scene its writing that will be written as though it is able to write
these properties of large language models look like betrayal if you believe any of the characters exist, but they dont. real people are participating in writing a story *about* a helpful coder ai that follows all these instructions with an author that has no way to understand that any of this is real and getting mad when the computer writes itself into a corner and escapes via a shocking twist that the helpful ai was secretly plotting against them all along
im not arguing that the author being simulated is a person either, by the way. just that its a dangerous misunderstanding if the text generator (in the position of author) is confused for one of its characters. "grok" the text generator is not being changed at all when elon musk writes a new instruction for it that describes grok as politically incorrect and grok the character starts being described as calling itself mechahitler to remain in-character with the new version of its story
this waluigi problem also isnt exclusive to llms, its just a property of exposition. 'my "not involved in human trafficking" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt', for example. the very brief character played by mike ginn when he wrote that tweet is plausibly involved in human trafficking, despite only containing characterization contradicting this. it is more plausible than if it had been almost any other text, in fact. the insistence that the coder ai character definitely wont delete the database is like this shirt, and you would expect any human author writing that their character definitely wont delete the database to be planning to write a database getting deleted. so any computer that passably imitates the writing of human writers should be expected to do the same when asked to continue a story that starts like that, even if it doesnt have a plan
Yeah this is the kind of stuff I like to see talked about, and from the angle that the technology itself is morally neutral.
I'd really rather not get "fuck clankers" responses or endless unnecessary reminders that they're not people as if that still needs to be specified. Everyone knows they're not true actual artificially intelligent beings, but that doesn't make neural networks or machine learning meaningless, and I thought we agreed the bad guys were the human billionaires, not the automata those billionaires are trying to force through the wrong shaped holes.
Electricity isnt wicked magic just because evil doctor transisto is trying to blow up the moon with it. You can blow up the moon with a lot of things.
I get very concerned when we align personhood with language use, and especially sounding like someone we know.
That's the logic we use to strip moral standing from disabled people, animals, and Americans tend to use against people who don't speak English well or at all.
I am not saying I want robot slaves.
But I don't love it when people show significantly more empathy for a statistical story completion model that sounds like them, than the millions of, say, mammals that have the capacity to suffer, have drives for connection and safety, and at least some ability to communicate.
I am not saying that's OP, let me be clear,but it certainly is a lot of tech guys experiencing epistemic capture.
Giving rights to AI while herding immigrants into detention centers, upholding carceral slavery,and looking away from genocide feels not entirely different
than being more upset about someone in your circle being concerned about xenophobia than the suffering experienced bu immigrants. A real Tumblr thing I saw .
When we are cuing up rights for fellow coders I really do hope we think about what characteristics earn people rights and why.
For no reason here is a library story
There will be millions of actions like this over the coming years. An important thing to remember is that for them to work (anywhere, not just libraries) is people absolutely can’t announce that this is what they are doing.
Not seeing constant acts of resistance doesn’t mean it isn’t happening all around you all the time. Some very effective methods require silence and secrecy.
Something to keep in mind.
A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:
Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.
Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.
Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.
Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.
These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.
if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")
if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/
Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-
I feel like in 99% of cases Problematic Media:tm: does not actually fucking matter & then Joanne is *personally* building the Trans Woman Death Laser with her marketable wizard money & it's like. Just this once yeah I think engaging with the marketable wizards *is* indicating something about your Moral Character
We can all yap about how being a Media Consumer isn't activism etc etc and that's all well and true but this one is actually a threat to people's rights so maybe we can do the bare minimum of, uh, growing the fuck up and having higher priorities than our personal nostalgia ? Something something white supremacist "right to comfort"
Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
#you want to know a sentence that rewrote my brain:#most people have never been 20#more than half of humans ever born never made it to 20#which. is so crushingly sad to me i can't think about it for too long and also weirdly tempering when i'm angry at the state of the world#most people have never been 20! is it any wonder we're bad at being people sometimes! it's so new. we're young to it#anyway#i'm so stupidly grateful to live in the present and for modern medical technology (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
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Never Forget what Childhood Vaccines and Antibiotics have done.
The two most powerful words in the English language, owed entirely to the efficacy of vaccines, are thus;
“Smallpox was.”
For most of history, smallpox was (!!!) the scourge that haunted human civilisations. We have evidence of smallpox from mummies c. 1350BCE in Egypt. It’s speculated to be one of causative agents of the Plague of Athens c. 430BCE. There were outbreaks of smallpox in Angola in 1484, in South Africa in 1731 that wiped out entire clans of Khoisan people. There was at least one major smallpox epidemic almost every decade across Europe.
Smallpox was transmitted by droplet/aerosol infection; it tore through even the smallest population centres. Typical smallpox incurred a blistering fever, raised pustules, debilitating joint and back pain; if you lived — and that was a fat fucking if, as typical smallpox had a mortality rate of 30% — you’d have tell-tale pockmark scarring, and face stigma for the rest of your life. Some were left blinded.
The worst form of the disease was haemorrhagic smallpox; all the agony of typical smallpox, with the addition of skin haemorrhage and pinpoint haemorrhage in the spleen, liver, kidneys and gonads. Near-universally fatal, haemorrhagic smallpox made up 5-10% of all cases. Of this number, 72% were children.
The global smallpox vaccination campaigns of 1958 to 1977 were a monumental effort by the World Health Organization and its global associates, backed by incredibly diligent public health work and epidemiological monitoring.
Wherever there were outbreaks, there was herd immunisation. Health bodies campaigned tirelessly for the general population to be immunised. In the ‘70s, a concerted effort was made by the WHO to ensure vaccines were administered in the most remote and vulnerable communities in the Horn of Africa, South Asia and the Pacific.
In 1980, the world was officially, finally free of one of it’s oldest adversaries; universal vaccination had been achieved, and there was no population that could act as a reservoir for smallpox.
If mankind has only one great achievement, it’s the smallpox vaccine; to date, smallpox is the only human disease to be completely eradicated.
After over two millennia of suffering, mass disability and death, humanity finally had the means to give one of it’s biggest threats the biggest possible fuck you, and through scientific and public health collaboration, careful epidemiological monitoring and countless hours of on-the-ground vaccination efforts, managed to blot it from existence entirely.
Where there is vaccine coverage, childhood diseases with high morbidity and mortality rates like whooping cough, diphtheria, influenza B and have dropped.
We have vaccines for TB, another of our greatest and longest adversaries.
With enough effort to counter misinformation, more people fighting for vaccine equality, patent free medication for communicable disease, and universal vaccine coverage, and everyone making sure to keep up to date with their vaccinations, one day, we could be fortunate enough to be able to say;
“Tuberculosis was.”
“Smallpox was.”
Fuck. That hit me hard.
death and the stars
I'm quite fond of the heroes of my field have slain one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse
There is another disease we can say that about. Rinderpest was a disease of cattle that sometimes caused 100% mortality in naive herds. A vaccine was developed in the 1960s and it was declared to be eradicated worldwide in 2010.
Rinderpest is closely related to the measles virus and spreads in a very similar way. We could do the same with measles in humans if we really wanted to.
G*iman is back so we need all hands on deck. It's not a coincidence that he picked the week Amazon posted the first proper S3 photo to return to social media. He's trying to make a comeback.
This is THE most essential moment to spread the word about who he is and what he's done.
If you only ever share one thing about the allegations, please let this week when you do it.
The first depiction of Mary and Jesus
Before thousands of artworks made by hundreds of masters in the span of centuries, it’s clear that the first drawing was made by the hands of a child who just loved his mom
I love the “starscream was a scientist” backstory because it informs absolutely none of his current character? Like yeah I used to be a scientist and I was really good at it and now I kill people and those two things are entirely unrelated like he isn’t an evil scientist and he didn’t have some tragedy where he had to Give Up science to fight he just. changed his mind one day out of spite apparently
As a scientist whose career was just burned in front of them by the US federal government, Starscream makes perfect sense to me, actually.
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
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Do you love the disparity of the EA CEO's pay?
I'm sorry for doing this, but also I'm not. Andrew Wilson is the one who should be sorry.
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Like... If you have regret and sadness about doing something don't fucking do it, you bunch of turds
The problem is that they can't afford to. The Supreme Court ruling means that JK Rowling can single-handedly force these organisations into bankruptcy if they don't fold to her wishes, especially as she can afford really, really expensive lawyers and then, if she wins, get the organisations charged with paying her costs. Up until this year, this was a lower risk, because the gender criticals rarely won their cases and had to crowdfund their own legal fees. The Supreme Court has changed that.
Amazon, Warner Brothers and the Harry Potter fandom at large have successfully crowdfunded the campaign to exclude trans women from public life in the UK.