Claudia

make life your bitch

[gabessquishytum]

My Dream. MY Dream. My Dream. My DREAM. My Dream. My Dream.

[unusualshrimp]

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[low-opacity-boromir]

you guys gonkin’?

[low-opacity-boromir]

man who loves his one wife very much, and tolerates his 8000 boyfriends

[ahsteria]

office mug

[doradotcom]

fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them

[queenbruv]

(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

[stuckinapril]

they should invent a wanting to be in love that doesn’t make you feel so ashamed of how deep your suppressed desire for it goes

[goobra]

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

[inksplit]

[etc-source4]

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[calamitysong]

in the bar passing the phone around saying “have you read this poem? have you read this poem?”

[sacred-portal]

[wynsvre]

snoopy as lady macbeth