Listen up!! It's going down...
Repping the Splatlands, we are Deep Cut!!
Anarchy Splatcast! We're LIVE! โจโจโจ
a... ay... (h... here we go...)
You lip-synch, we drip ink!!
a-ay... ay... a... ay... (s-shiver... frye... and b... big man...)
We welcome this new month of April with a new coat of ink!!
We were due for a little makeover, right, Big Man? โจ
... ay... (... i guess...)
Well, now let's see the current stag- what?
Wait!! I'm being told we have some news!!
Oh, really! What is it? Balance update? New map for battling? Squid Sisters splitting up again?? Girl spill the tea!!! โจ
i thought we were only doing the stages...
Wait, what? No, what? Really??
Um!! It would seem... We... Uh...
... Cod, we have some important news...
w...what is it i can't see the screen,,
A SPLATFEST!? ANOTHER ONE!?
Oh, but, uh? Do we know the theme yet?
We do? Oh, we do!!
The theme this time is, uh...
... hello...?
what's... what's the theme i can't see...
Keep talking? What do you mean keep-!? O-Okay! Cod!
T-The theme is: "What's the ultimate ship? Janniris, J-Jannibbie o... or... Ibbiris..."
So, uh! Stay tuned for, for uh! For the splatfest poll!
6.30PM UCT today, everyone!! Cod...
Don't forget to vote! I'm DYING to see the results โจโจโจ
And that's it for today, everyone!
F-From Splatsville, that's a wrap!!