wow

She/her. it's alive!!!!!!

[clearlybeardedpaper]

My desk has never been organized, and it won't start now

[clearlybeardedpaper]

Scrapbook paper for future scrapbooking. Keep running out of glue tape

[clearlybeardedpaper]

When i was gone.

I became the legal drinking age

Got multiple jobs and left multiple jobs

Stopped dying my hair

Got stress dandruff

Made myself vomit on a carnival ride (surprised I made it this far without it happening)

Knitted, sewed, crocheted. Stopped writing and drawing.

[clearlybeardedpaper]

Hello mother fuckers

Its me

After many years

I'm back

I'm so glad to see people I follow still on Tumblr

[thecobrasnakee]

I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate

[kingisthetitle]

she sounds so disappointed in herself 😂

[pileofknives]

Beyoncé makes you ramen noodles, they’re somehow burnt and frozen. You get food poisoning. It’s the best meal you’ve ever had.

[ch-ords]

Visit Original Link

I’m With You // Avril Lavigne

[kylieminogued]

[flightyfinch]

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

[flightyfinch]

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

[56blogsstillcrazy]

IF I CATCH ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKER TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF I’M FUCKING BEATING THEY ASS..

[silkymilkysunshine]

Lmfaooooo omg

[peelingmandarins]

From Renaissance Nude Paintings to Postmodern Water-Balloon-Tiddy Hentai Art: How Men’s Portrayal of the Female Anatomy Went From Bad to Diabolical & Why Men Should Be Banned From Drawing Women Forever

[cecaeliawitch]

where do i buy this

[paulryanfatnutsjutsu-deactivate]

Hold me closer tiny bastard

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[scullylikesscience]

[riahchan]

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Now they’re going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head

[mjalti]

shedding my human skin and becoming an intangible ball of light

[horrorgay]

Hot take: GO VOTE

Hottest take: the government wouldn’t be trying to suppress left leaning votes or votes of minorities if they didn’t matter :) go vote :) the more the left votes, the more we can move left with the country.

[brainstatic]

Any analysis of Democratic losses in red states that doesn’t begin and end with Shelby v. Holder isn’t worth listening to.

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

seriously, this is fucked up. I live in a town in Ohio that’s only slightly bigger (~30,000) and we have like 16 in the city limits alone, and another 10-15 in the surrounding area.

[krishnath]

It is a classic voter suppression tactic, and it is sickening that it is allowed to happen without major repercussions for whomever engages in it.

[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

[g75bxcjh]

[imathers]

#banned banned all of you are banned#none of you are without sin

[dogonaswing]

@the-rollo

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

@dungeonmastersconsortium it’s for you

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good