“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
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“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
I'm soooo curious how people see me and what their first impressions of me were. Personally I think I come off dumb as hell. Straight up thembo airhead. Spouse thinks I come off as intelligent but that's cuz he already knows me better than anyone.
Also his example was that before we started dating I made him a cake with his favorite candy on it but that's not being smart that's just paying attention to the things your friends like??? I could make a cake for any of my friends. Except for the ones that don't like cake or food. But that's also just showing I pay attention to the things they don't like too. Anyone can do that.
cool floors at a carnival i went 2
$495,000/2 br/1.5 ba/1,594 sq ft
Waitsfield, VT
Built in 1990
"A rare opportunity to be part of a unique collective of homes that address the challenges of housing in the 21st Century. Designed and built by Yestermorrow founder John Connell, and recipient of a 2026 Preservation Award, this home is creative and whimsical, but also highly efficient and exciting. Sit on the cantilevered deck overlooking the Mad River and you'll feel like you're floating in mid-air."
[I post the most interesting houses on substack and it is free and I post them first before they show up here]
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
FUJOSHI FISH????
Do you ever have dreams about having sex with someone other than your partner?
Yes
No
Nuance
Don't have a partner/results
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
an angel on letterboxd just dropped a whole playlist of films free on youtube I was filled with so much love and light I had to share with you guys
it also includes short films, animated movies, documentaries of every genre, full recordings of live performances. all spanning different decades from different countries. YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
there are also websites like worldscinema, solidaritycinema, and rarefilmm hosting incredible obscure world cinema for free! and if you're more inclined towards the esoteric, there's also evilbjork's avant-garde canon playlist on youtube! also important to mention Maya S. Cade's incredible black film archive and the otherness archive, an obscure queer cinema archive! You could always be watching more films !
hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking
OHHHH what if it was one of those cakes you cut into and candy spills out and it was full of gummy worms that would be sooooo cute
Just thought of a cake I want to make for myself:
Barbie dress cake only it's a zombie doll bursting out of a mound of earth with crushed Oreo dirt and gummy worms on grass green icing. Funfetti inside cuz that's my favorite flavor lol.
NO SHOWED cuz he was HUNGOVER at 6PM even though I made a DELICIOUS DINNER and CAKE to share with everyone cuz I'm MILFY now and oh my god even the context is the same. But I made my food from scratch I did not make boxed mac and cheese. No wait fuck half the ingredients were frozen and I just mixed them together it basically was from a box. THE CAKE WAS FROM SCRATCH. Mac is the one that cooks in this scene anyways it's fine it's FINE oh wait fuck Mac wants to fuck Dennis NO IM NOT EITHER ONE OF THEM IM NORMAL
I got force logged out of the app and it changed my theme from neon pink to black?????
Finished Shogun pt 1 last night and I started Slaughterhouse 5 this morning and I think I actually did read this one in high school I just barely remember it. Some parts are familiar tho. I haaaaated reading war novels in high school. Idk why they make high schoolers read them when they don't really have the frame of mind to like. Appreciate them at all. I remember they made me read The Things They Carried in my first year of high school and I thought it sucked and then I read it again my first year of college and really liked it then.
Maybe I FEEL NEUTRAL ABOUT YOU would be a better mantra