The Royal Clementine Academy of Magic and Mischief

Also known as Clementine's Barn, is a space for all the chaotic minds of the Harry Potter fandom

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You are all invited to Clementine's Barn!

What's Clementine's Barn?

It's a space where the chaotic and weird minds of the Harry Potter fandom can participate in many activities, Fests mostly, or share their works. We are writing focused.

Why is it named Clementine's Barn?

It's named Clementine's Barn after Aberforth Dumbledore's goat in the fic "How Far We've Come" by JonRiptide.

How do I join Clementine's Barn?

Join us here and open a ticket in entrance hall

What are the upcoming events?

Petals of Pride Fest due in June 27

RavenPuff Masquerade due in July 15

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A Tale of Hurting and Healing

Rating: E

Several years after the Second Wizarding War, Hermione Granger is fine. Sure, she barely eats and works around the clock, but it works for her. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is not fine by any stretch of the imagination. Lost in a black hole of alcohol and potions, he finally reaches out for help. What will happen when Hermione is at the other end of the line?

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of honey and knotgrass

Rating: G

“Nymphadora Tonks! You can not put bubotuber pus in people’s shoes!” ❀ Hestia Jones has spent four long years in the shadow of her older sister. If she had a younger sister, Hestia thinks she'd do a much better job of it than Gwennie bothers to do. Nymphadora Tonks could use an older sister. She could also use a straightjacket and a Calming Drought, but that's neither here nor there.

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Mon Chevalier

Rating: M

Fleur Delacour suspects something is afoot when Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Whilst trying to find out more about Harry, she can't help but grow closer to him. Written in response to a prompt - "Character A has been stalking Character B for over a year, unbeknownst of the fact that Character B has been stalking them for twice as long" (from the wonderful Calypse) - as part of Clementine's Barn 2026 Trope Bidding Fest

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Harry Potter and Getting Ron Weasley Back

Rating: G

When Voldemort kills him in the Forbidden Forest, Harry expects death—not to wake up thirteen years old in September 1993. But this is not the life he remembers. In this reality, Harry accepted Draco Malfoy's friendship on the Hogwarts Express, was Sorted into Slytherin, and has spent the last two years building relationships with people he once considered enemies. As memories of this alternate life slowly return, Harry must navigate a world where Draco is his best friend and Ron Weasley is his enemy.

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Hermione gets pushed forward in time(Metaphorically)

Rating: T

The Ministry Six reunite after many years to celebrate an achievement, that celebration gets turned upside down

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Sea Ravens: You Found Me

Rating: M

In Bretland, magical folk are hunted by King Ashmantle's armies and forced into hiding. A tragic attack has Neville separated from his original coven and he would have been dead if not for a warrior with scales on her face and wings on her back.

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and the moon is full and bright

Rating: M

Sirius never tells James that he told Severus how to access the secret passage. Surely, Severus wasn't going to go investigate immediately, so what was the rush? James isn't there to save Severus from getting attacked by Remus, but Remus doesn't kill Severus--he turns him.

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Try Wearing Your Heart on Your Sleeve

Rating: T

"This is all very unlike you," Severus mumbled. Albus sighed. "Yes. I seem to be in a slump. A very comfortable slump." Severus clutched his own knees, eyes on the carpet, tracing patterns in the lush fabric. Snappishly, he asked, "What is it you really want? What makes you hesitate to leave if you're not happy?" "Have I ever been?" That made Severus pause. "Happy?" "Happy." Severus had never deeply considered Albus's happiness. Much like his own, it had been inconsequential for many years, at the bottom of his priorities. He had implicitly understood it was the same for Albus.

~~~ Three years after the war, Severus and Albus are brought together by a meddling castle.

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Every Lifetime

Rating: E

Years after breaking up, Ginny and Neville run into each other at a public event. It's apparent their feelings have only grown during the separation. Unfortunately, they're both in relationships with other people. How will they react? Or “I was talking to Ginny,” Neville says.  “The Garden,” Pansy says. “I saw.” “She was telling me about -“  “We’ve never once looked at each other like that, you know,” Pansy says suddenly. “The way you two were looking at each other. Not once.”  “How were we looking at each other?” “Like nothing else existed. Like nothing else mattered. Like … Like you’d find each other in every lifetime.”

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Cut Loose, Get Lost (Enjoy the Thrill)

Rating: T

Siria Black has been trying to find herself all her life without realising it, and now she’s got new friends to help her do just that! Along with a couple of old ones :3

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Side Effects May Include

Rating: T

Harry is allergic to Pansy Parkinson's shampoo. Pansy thinks Harry hates her. Both of these problems become significantly worse after a lesson involving Amortentia.

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Love is Not a Victory March

Rating: T

She was at her wits end. Standing at the edge of a bottomless pit which threatened to drag her under — it was tempting to give in. Let go. Simply stop fighting. What she vowed to never tell anyone is that… She nearly did.

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Lavender, Honeysuckle And A Note

Rating: T

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Bella Donnas

Rating: E

A chance meeting at a gay bar in wizarding London sets Bellatrix on an unusual path…

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The Other Room

Rating: G

A hotel overbooks one of Quirrell and Lockhart’s rooms, leaving them with only one bed. Gilderoy can’t understand why Quirinus is so distressed until he discovers just how much of his career has been quietly protected by the man beside him.

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Dead but Dating

Rating: E

Never before seen lore of the Black, Malfoy, and Lestrange families will be revealed in this episodic epic. Where hauntings meet love. When death isn’t the end, don’t despair — a better light can still be found at the end of that tunnel. Ghosts of these Houses, among possibly others, will collide with Sirius Black III, his brother, cousins, their partners, and various friends. Join them now on this wild, wacky journey!

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