some guy

the word "the"

[clerkwildfire]

No US state has all 3

Good Weather

Affordable Housing

Not Homophobic

[funnypages]

Magneto: "I am horrible father to my two children!"

Polaris: "Fuck you!"

[silicon65]

Forgotten Griffin

[tofusilken]

[ID: illustration of a Forgotten Griffin (passenger pigeon x Thylacine). It has the head, breast, and wings of a passenger pigeon, with grey feathers, lighter on the underside and and black-and-white on the tops of the wings. The neck and breast are a bright bronze-red. Its front legs are bird talons, reaching out, and the back legs and tail are of a thylacine, brown with stripes. It has a halo around its head and is rearing back slightly. End ID]

[clerkwildfire]

This is honestly making me feel emotions

[incognitopolls]

If you found yourself physically transported into a VR (virtual reality) space, what temperature do you think it would be?

I play VR and I think virtual spaces would tend to be cold

I play VR and I think virtual spaces would tend to be warm/hot

I play VR and I don't think there would be a particular trend; it would vary

I DON'T play VR and I think virtual spaces would tend to be cold

I DON'T play VR and I think virtual spaces would tend to be warm/hot

I DON'T play VR and I don't think there would be a trend; it would vary

Other

What the FUCK are you talking about

Voting ended onFeb 29, 2024

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[clerkwildfire]

They would be uncannily room temperature in my opinion

[fwoofz]

make a cat (i will try to draw it)

ears

eyes

head

torso

leg 1

leg 2

leg 3

leg 4

tail

whiskers

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2024

[fwoofz]

not to be that person actually but. please reblog so we can have legs

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ok leg 1 and 2 need just a little bit more but we REALLY need more head and torso

[nwmo]

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

[clerkwildfire]

Baby

[milfleeta]

someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

[milfleeta]

crochet can’t be replicated by a machine but one of the central points of data as a character is that he’s not just a machine. just imagine someone giving him a hook and some worsted weight yarn, and he makes an absolute beaut of an afghan and then geordi probably mentions that he hears crochet can’t be done by a machine and then the look on data’s face, u know the look. u get the vision.

[your-mighty-words-astound-me]

@flopsy-art

[vampiremotif]

i had a vision

[defconprime]

Westland Giftware Spock dog figure

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Yeah I’ll reblog that

[carys-the-ninth]

Brünnhilde. Library of Congress, 1936.

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[rottenmatcha]

forgot I had after effects on my computer

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

Knowledge is empowering

[fluffmugger]

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

[pkducklett]

And yes, that's literally what they're called.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[otiksimr]

Butchered [REDESIGNED] charmander.

[marauders4evr]

I keep seeing posts that are like:

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.

[cargopantsman]

years now

[clerkwildfire]

It's even funnier considering the episode aired years after the falklands war and the joke was how old the krusty the clown episode was

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