Clever Shadow Minx

I'm merely a Shadow Follower with too much time on her hands, trying to entertain other nerds who also have too much time on their hands. I should also mention, since I've been finding many other brothers lately, that I am a brother of Kappa Kappa Psi! AEA

[sunbakery]

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[cometcrystal]

many ways to read this and all are good

puts his arm around everyone as an excuse to put his arm around daphne

puts his arm around members of his polycule

he just loves his friends a lot

[phantoms-lair]

Fred just enjoys sitting like that and the others take advantage for snuggle time

[athelind]

Fred has very wide shoulders, and if he kept his arms down at his sides he would take up a disproportionate amount of space, so he drapes them across the back of whatever he’s sitting on to be considerate to those around him. It’s the moral and philosophical opposite of manspreading.

[lavender-tea-fling]

All of them at once

[nudityandnerdery]

Sitting like this means he’s like a trap waiting to snatch his friends up in a hug, and there’s nothing he loves more than his friends (except for maybe traps)

[tennant]

Well.. duh! Maybe not on Mars. But here on Earth, it’s Christmas.

[nat-20s]

A friendship between Donna and Nine probably would’ve been markedly less tender but still EXTREMELY goood because it would be a mutual case of “oh shit! Bastard spotted! :D”

[nat-20s]

Like I’m 99% sure they would’ve become friends because some fuckin fascist or whatever is giving their Evil Speech and Donna and Nine just say “bitch” at the exact same time in the exact same tone and then Look at each other like aaayyyyyyyyyy

[dhawandyke]

Donna, not knowing he’s the doctor: well we’re not leaving these people to die, you crazy bastard, so you’re going to help me-

9, flabbergasted: excuse me, who’s in charge here?

Donna: hi my name’s donna, and i was TALKING

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[memeuplift]

[clevershadowminx]

Thank you

[beardedmrbean]

[i-am-dulaman]

[qr-closet]

no internet dino game

[shencomix]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[garrettauthor]

HOOOOOLY SHIT amazeballs

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[mikachu1122]

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

[postmodernismruinedme]

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

[stargazing-enby]

I want ten.

[everwizard]

It’s $875

[sexycraisinthanos]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

[eric-coldfire]

Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.

[systlin]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again. 

[bob-belcher]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Reverse socks

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

[jade-doodles-questionmark]

my hand slipped :)

OK I know none of you followed me for this but please just let me have this one

[quirkette100]

This post is a masterpiece

[theweirdwideweb]

[pedrropascal]

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

[lumikinetic]

HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”

In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER

[lxndrh]

Oh I do NOT like that there’s a whole generation that does not know Darren Criss from AVPM

[corporatebigwig]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[strawberryoverlord]

That’s executive disfunction baby