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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

hiddlesherethereeverywhere

THIS IS IMPORTANT

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.

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audience - part two

a/n: because i didn’t want this anon to go insane

summary: the boys continue punishing Y/N after she broke one of Ashton’s rules.

warnings: fivesome, daddy kink, spanking, choking (it’s not smut without a hand around your throat), anal, humiliation, degradation (yes daddy call me a whore), just overall rough fucking, sir kink…I think you get the gist that it’s still fucking filthy and im still going to hell

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Ashton chuckled, extremely dryly, and then he soothed his hands over the red skin, before pressing his chest against Y/N’s back and whispering with a gravelly tone, “next time, think before you decide to break daddy’s rules, because after you’ve been through all of us, sweetheart,” he snickered, “you best believe that greedy, tight, little cunt of yours is gonna be absolutely wrecked.”

Pulling away, Ashton made sure to grab a clump of Y/N’s hair in his hands, and he wrapped it around his wrist a couple of times, giving him a firm grip that he then used to pull her upwards, so that her upper body was hanging in the air.

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listen up hoes

since weight loss fairies usually don’t work, i’m now setting a curse on anyone who sees this to lose 10-20lbs within the next month, and to get so skinny that their pants are too damn loose on them.

i’m also cursing you all to have rock hard abs and skinny legs and a cute butt by summertime.

pass on the curse to another skinny legend.

babyloontrash

Another Ride (C.H)

Summary: Smut

Words: 3,4k

“You gotta be fucking kidding me,"Calum hissed out.

His big brown eyes wandered around his surroundings, but he couldn’t find her. This was simply getting ridiculous. It had been the fourth time already that she managed to slip through his fingers and honestly, he was becoming a little annoyed. The rings on his hand felt cold against his skin when he slowly rubbed his face.

It wasn’t like she didn’t want this. None of this was a coincidence. She had been playing with him the whole night. When their eyes met for the first time, he didn’t think too much of it. He sent her a charming smile though, and she flashed him one right back immediately.

Calum didn’t plan to be leaving with anyone tonight. He just came here to have a good time with his friends. Simple as that. But just as they were discussing the plans they each had for the following week; Ashton nudged his side slightly, making him look towards the dance floor.

"That one has been looking at you pretty much ever since she walked in,” Ashton informed his mate with a chuckle. The corner of Calum’s mouth lifted up slightly when he grinned her way once more. “Not bad at all, if you ask me,” Ashton continued and then reached for his glass to take a sip. His face scrunched up lightly at the bitter taste. “Wait until she turns around. Your pants will feel rather tight, let me tell you.”

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i haven’t taken a breath since myt tour live was shoved in our faces

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Pain

Rating: NC-17 (Yeah, it’s another one of those. It’s smut. No one under 18.)

Summary: Sadist!Ash isn’t happy his girl broke one of her rules. | Includes pain (obviously), spanking with a belt, mentions of blood, painal, choking.

Word Count: 4.8k

You can feel your heart pounding in your chest, can hear the blood rushing in your ears, as your body trembles with an overwhelming mixture of anticipation, excitement, lust, and anxiety. The emotions pool in the pit of your stomach, swirling like a cyclone and raging intensely, as you stare down at the cool hardwood floor. You can feel Ashton’s eyes on you, his stare hard and his anger rolling off of him in waves. You know, in the rational part of your brain, that this is a part of the scene, it’s a part of the game and the moment you tell him to stop, he will. But it still sends a rush of ice running through your veins as you realize he looks far angrier than you’ve ever seen him.

You’re not really sure what rule you’ve broken. As far as you’re concerned, you’ve been good. It hurts to see him look so angry with you, especially when you’re not sure of the reason, and it makes you want to cry as he steps closer to you.

“I’m so disappointed, bunny,” Ashton hums, the emotion clear in his tone as he grips your wrist. You almost wish he wouldn’t speak, silence would be better than knowing you’ve upset him, but you have no such luck as he shoves you forward none too gently.

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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I love this

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clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

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Ashton and his hairy and muscular arms are going to be the death of me some day 😍😍😍

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Guys

hello yes this is laura ghost pls leave a message after the beep

ashtonsunshine

EXCUSE ME BUT SORRY NOT SORRY

kiwi-cake

Mated part 4

Werewolf!Luke

Warnings: smut

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akak4

So fun

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my last brain cell on a summer night bopping to 5sos for the thirteen millionth time

kiwi-cake

uhhhh no offense but this is literally werewolf Luke after he and Y/N finally get together and he’s driving her back to his place after picking her up from class. Like she loves seeing this side of him that’s not all guarded and she just laughs at her idiot bf