[upgradetiger]

[eigenblogging]

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

[lordelmelloi2]

[jame7t]

I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

[funnytwittertweets]

[raiasintended]

mantras for a new generation

[lakevida]

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[galoogamelady]

[funnytwittertweets]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you're part of the problem

[tumbwr]

[egberts]

[wizardpotions]

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

ik how reviving looks in a game but imagine irl if you died in battle and then wake up 5 minutes later to your healer mage going "chop chop let's go you're not done here! finish killing that guy" like thanks for unbreaking my bones but jeez

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

me with my life flashing before my eyes: mourn for m-

the guy casting resurrection: no time for that, get the fuck up harry

[lizormianillustration]

whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

[mumblesplash]

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

[mumblesplash]

AT FOUR NOTES?????

[mumblesplash]

okay. listen. this was a coincidence. there's no way. you got lucky. you just got lucky. it doesn't count.

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[saint-ambrosef]

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

[animentality]