An illustration of the Witch king of Angmar on his mount from "lord of the rings"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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$LAYYYTER

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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An illustration of the Witch king of Angmar on his mount from "lord of the rings"
Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you donāt thatās fine. I just feel old and alone.
Youāre never alone. There is always calming cat.
had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called āwhat do you serve?ā and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was āare you the spider? or are you the web?ā and it had an option for each but I didnāt click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed āI think Iām the flyā and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said āyou serve truthā and the description just read āwhat you know will kill you but you will die laughingā so like. good morning everyone I guess :/
OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep
āWhat you know will kill you but you will die laughingā needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.
The wound is the place where the Light enters you.āāRumi
Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me
...I found the āgirl falls into middle earthā fic I wrote when I was 11
op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven
Nobody's stopping you from taking 4 tablespoons of butter, melting it in a pot, and adding two tablespoons of minced garlic. Nobody's stopping you from letting that garlic saute for like two minutes, or from then adding in two tablespoons of shaved parmesan. And nobody will stop you from stirring half a pound of al dented pasta into that buttery mess, cracking some pepper over it, and feasting on the garlicky spoils gained from such labours.
Nobody's stopping you. The cops can't even arrest you for it.
The fact that the South Korean governmental Twitter had to go private because BTS announced that they're going through with their mandatory military service is so funny to me. The feds are no match for millions of furious teenage girls
Imagine if WW3 happens and somebody dies in a trench next to Jungkook
HELP
In this exclusive excerpt from William Shatnerās new book, āBoldly Go: Reflections on a Life of Awe and Wonder,ā the āStar Trekā actor refle
have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out
OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers
HBOās Sopranos: hark at the ducks š¦ give zero fucks š¦ in Tonyās pool š¦ pasta fazool š
altos: bada biNg š« bada boOm š« bada biNg š« bada boOm š«
this website is a goddamn national treasure
Our Flag Means Death + Favourite Soundtrack Songs
Rack āem up
I could do that if I tried š
When I get top surgery Iām going to start dressing like Dionysus in 18th century paintings. Nothing but a leopard print loincloth, a thyrus and a crown of ivy and grape. All the time, bitch.
Sometimes shoes. Those gold strapped sandals every mythological Greek bitch wore. The Trojan War 2000s.
Employee comes up to me in Trader Joeās and asks me to put a shirt on and stop eating the grapes and Iām like āDo you know who I am?ā and the windowpanes rattle with thunder and a lion roars and they back off and I keep popping grapes in my mouth.
Undo the Damage of Sitting
(Technically, this isnāt about saving your hands⦠but if you draw, youāre probably doing a lot of sitting, soā¦)