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casual nudity is so underrated
hey? you awake?
yeah, it worked! try to move a bit- hey now don’t go crazy. you’re probably gonna be really dizzy for a minute. just get used to moving and- ok i would not recommend standing up, i know you’re excited for the new body but your brain has no idea how to be quadrupedal yet and you’re gonna- yup, fall on your face. called it. you should listen to me sometimes. you ok?
well, i see you’ve already figured out how to hiss. just move slowly- ok see, you’re standing! just hold still for a moment. your brain doesn’t have very good neural mapping yet, this body has a totally different musculature than your old one
ok, try to move your limbs. one at a time. up and down, up and down. your brain needs to learn how to do that. ok, now try your wings! open- yeah! you like that? you seem excited. you think you can walk?
a bit shaky, but not bad. follow me to this treadmill. we’re gonna put you at a nice leisurely walk and build that gait up so you don’t wreck your new hips. not bad, loosen your shoulders and swing your tail a bit more to work as a counterbalance. back left, front left, back right, front right- there you go! nice job! i’m gonna speed you up to a trot, ok? left, right, left, right- yeah! you’re learning fast! ok, done with the treadmill
rear up. good girl. ok, shift your wings down and put your weight on them. this is how you use your front paws. tilt your head back and forward, stretch your neck joints out a bit. good. touch your horns with your tail? good. now touch your belly? good. wings up! wings out! wings in! good. you’re gonna want to do these stretches every day for a couple weeks to get the full motion range
speaking of range, follow me. ok, that target is 30 feet away. think you can hit it with some fire? pretty good, a bit to the side- hey, don’t snarl at me, you’re the one who missed it. try again. good. when you get home, find a rock or something and practice your aim and your throat control. you’re opening your flame valves a bit too far and it’s adding too much accelerant, which is wrecking your accuracy
this book has all the speech drills we give people. since you have a syrinx now, you’re going to have to learn to speak again. don’t worry, you know how it’s supposed to sound, so it’s easier than it sounds. normally it takes about a month to get back to full speaking fluency, but you’ll be understandable, if a bit odd-sounding, in less than a week if you stay on top of these
anything else you need? any questions?
ok, we called you a transport. no, girl, you cannot fly home. i know you’re excited to fly for the first time, everyone is, but don’t do it for 4 more days at least, your body needs time to learn fine motor control before you can maneuver safely in the air. we’re gonna drive you home. it’s on the house. don’t forget to drink a lot of water and take your prescribed regimen of hormones until your new body starts making them
congrats on dragonhood
reblog to slap prev with large fucking tail
unfortunately i am contemplating dragon cloaca again. top the dragon
I neeeeed someone to scent train me with their dirty clothes. Yeah girl just shove that shirt you wore all day in the summer heat in my muzzle to get me to lock in on it. Hide your panties in my room and make me seek them out and maybe sniff em for a bit too long as a reward. I wanna be pavloved into petspace by just smelling someone with the same laundry brand as you outside.
you seem like what you need is to be hunted by a giant bird
the world needs more cloaca apperication.
My gf reminded me that this blog is where I am unashamed about everything I’m into, so fuck it, loud and proud, paws are great. Love claws, love toebeans, love how they feel against my face. Put beans on things you don’t normally think would have them, like reptiles and whatnot. Feel them squish beneath your fingers and the texture on your tongue. Paws can be soft and fluffy or firm and strong or smooth and scaly and it’s all so wonderful. Worship paws today.
That's exactly what we are calling it now, thank you
Sometimes I wonder if people I reblog vultures from see "ashen-vulture reblogged your vulture photo" and go "ah yes, target audience acquired"
People who take vulture photos or draw vulture pictures and take the time to post them you have my love and support
*WUF*
he's been finished for a while now and i keep forgetting to post him oops
there's a link to the full res version of his ref on my toyhouse if you really want to go digging but here are some crops
lazy dragon cuddlefucking. You agree. Reblog
youre being witness to two dragons cuddlefucking. they're hardly moving, only really shifting around until you hear a loud plap followed by one of them dumping gallons of cum into their partner and making a huge mess of cum below them. you could cum with them, and add to the cum now pooling at your feet, or you could get cleaning with tongue. both are good choices, human. we love a show~
Yk the DND writers were famous for adding all sorts of horny sexual elfs to the game but I never see people slobbering over Drow matriarchs punishing their unruly consorts. People REALLY wanna fuck kobolds tho.
dragonkin x theriform dragon species affirming sex
overly contrived porn setup circumstances that get a hapless stablehand, who has always sort of envied the dragons, locked in a room with the best stud dragoness in the stables. she’s smarter than everyone else around her, and she can look at this tiny creature and know exactly what it actually is - she sees a dragon, and she knows she’s really good at breeding dragons, so she goes to work
the thing about a dragon being stuck in a human body is it’s quite easy to hold them down. with one forepaw on each of the “human’s” arms, they’re rendered quite immobile, and as she looms over them and her cocks drop out, her newest mate tries and fails to squirm away
she’s plenty patient. she’s happy to ease them into it. she leans in close and nuzzles her mate and coos about how their body is literally made for this, and trying to fight back will only make it less comfortable, and how the stables are quite soundproofed and it’s very late at night so there’s really no point in all the screaming for help because no one is coming either way
she flips the “human” over and lifts their ass in the air, mounting them (with some difficulty, mind you, they are quite small compared to her) and pushing her way inside. they squirm and groan as she goes deep, and she snarls with the tiniest hint of annoyance as she hits something hard halfway in, and pulls back before shoving harder. her mate whimpers in pain as something makes a sickening cracking sound inside them, and then their legs are dangling limp from her forepaw and she’s fully holding them up
this is obviously not going to work. she pauses, pulling the crying thing off of her, and carries them in her mouth to a hay bale and drapes them over it before re-mounting. for an uncomfortably long moment, they don’t move at all, and she gets worried she’s done damage that dragon magic can’t fix
fortunately, the magic kicks in, and the “human” moves again as its spine and hips start to come back together. there’s a few other changes, too. their fingers get longer and sharper, and maybe their neck is different? she can’t focus on that. the sensation of rutting into this “human’s” ass as it becomes a cloaca is driving her too insane to think. she bears down hard and snarls, and the thing under her whimpers
it’s doing a lot of that, actually. she’s not paying attention very well, but there’s all kinds of musculoskeletal changes happening to her mate, and she can’t imagine any of them feel particularly good- except that she fits now, she fits so well, like it was made for her…
maybe there’s a way she can help with the pain while being an effective stud. she leans down and places her head on the hay next to her mate’s ear, and thinks at them, does it feel good? are you enjoying mating with your own species for the first time in your life? her mate answers not with a scream, but with a roar of half-hearted protest. it’s a deeply satisfying noise because she knows they don’t mean it- she can smell they don’t mean it; their change is far enough along that they produce scent markers
she bites into the skin on their shoulder and her teeth hit scales just under the soft tan flesh. her mate looks the part now, more dragon than human. just another few minutes, and no one will ever be able to tell they were anything else
do you want it? do you want to bear my clutch? go on, pretty beast. use your head-voice and tell your stud you want it. beg me to fertilize your eggs and maybe i’ll indulge you, if you cum around my henbreakers hard enough that i can’t stop myself~
the scent change tells her immediately that tactic is working. her mate has probably fantasized about this exact situation for years. she’s assaulted with a cacophony of mental images and emotions, because her mate clearly isn’t very good at the telepathy yet, but she does manage to make out a desperate please~ in there somewhere. that’ll do fine
she bites down hard on the back of her mate’s neck, and that lustful chomp triggers all kinds of instincts in their new body, and they go flying over the edge so hard it’s a miracle they don’t visibly hurt themself from it. she follows immediately after, pushing in deep and flopping blissfully on top of them and just lying there proud of herself as her new hen’s frills flutter bashfully
she can’t wait to see their clutch…
i think it's kinda cool when the terrified human is being pinned down and fucked by a monster and they have to grab it by the throat to try to hold it back because it's frenetically trying to pull itself closer to both fuck itself deeper into them and bite down hard on their face
like yeah that giant mutant bird-thing rubbing her cloaca all over your crotch and repeatedly dumping slimy goop into you is super gross but you’re not particularly worried about that at the moment because you know damn well that beak can exert enough crushing force to make your skull look like an aluminum can, and you know she likes eating brains because you saw what she did to the party members who fell behind earlier, so you’re really preoccupied with keeping your face not ripped off and your brain in your head
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
The real worst impact of the jurrassic world movies is the rampant wave of unsexy dinosaur blender porn modeled after the stupid movie raptors
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