A Clockwork Bug

Pan, they/them, 25. Can't process feelings, depressed starfish,

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[massacre-girlypop]

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

[cynicallysweetposts]

Shark: ‘kay guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.

Hammerhead: Who?

Shark: That’s the thing, we don’t - (stops short, camera zooms in)

[bewbin]

so really there is no reason to worry

[noxfauna]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

reblogging because this will never stop being funny

[mallowhoney]

“Go make your own” “STOP PANDERING TO THE GAYS” “But sir… I am a gays.”

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

So accurate 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[straightboyfriend]

this tweet is honestly art like its so perfect & it was 100% serious i hope i never forget abt this

[simoncowellilluminati-deactivat]

here comes big gay

[toastbutteregg]

this will give me nightmares

[papasmoke]

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

[grimeclown]

[papasmoke]

Little Bartholomew your sacrifice for the crown was not in vain

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[cydonian-mystery]

[anxietyproblem]

[curiooftheheart]

Full offense but sometimes fandom just totally make up the characterization of a character and then complain when that isn’t canon

[tikkety-tok]

Which one was your favourite?

[hypotheticalwoman]

This related to the fact that I call my enby friends increasingly ridiculous things to avoid gendering them

my homies, my chums, my lollipops, my rocket crew, my true believers, my minion army

[whitepeopletwitter]

[number-1-deaf-clint-barton-stan]

it’s been two years, but i think that an icon like her deserves to be known about by more people.

her name was freddie oversteegen and she, at the age of fourteen, along with her older sister truus who was 16 and their friend johanna “hannie” schaft who was 19, was a part of the netherlands most famous all female resistance cell which was dedicated to fighting the nazis and dutch traitors.

among other things, they are known to have blown up bridges and railroads, smuggled jewish children from concentration camps and, as the tweet mentions, seducing nazis and then shooting them with guns that they had hidden in their bike baskets. freddie is quoted as having said that they “had to do it.” and that it was a “necessary evil, killing those who betrayed good people.”

though freddie and her sister truus were both lucky and survived the war, hannie schaft wasn’t. at the age of 24, hannie was caught and around three weeks later was executed by nazis, only 18 days before the netherlands were eventually liberated. she was shot with one only wounding her, and, before the final shot, hannie is quoted as having told the executioners: ik schiet beter, which translates to “i shoot better.”

though she didn’t survive, hannie is recognized as a national icon and a face of the dutch resistance, with her story even being retold in a movie from 1981 called “the girl with the red hair.” along with this, truus also founded the national hannie schaft foundation in 1992, on which freddie served as a board member.

freddie, at the time of her death, was 92 years old and the last surviving member of the resistance cell, with truus having died two years earlier at the age of 92.

though these women and all that they did played an important part in the dutch resistance, they are often overlooked in history outside of the netherlands. it’s important that they are remembered and that their work to save people isn’t forgotten. it’s incredible what they did, especially given how young they were, and they deserve more recognition than what they’ve gotten.

[lameness-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm]

“I shoot better” Holy shit an icon

[funny-tik-toks]

Ponies of 2020

[probsjosh]

the pony is out for blood

[business-as-usual-bats]

I can't

Stop laughing

[aheartinruins]

It's a beautiful day and you are a horrible horse

[lastoneout]

Every day horses wake up and choose violence

[amysnotdeadyet]

this horse is clearly friends with the fish-punching octopus

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sabertoothwalrus]

Luca (2021)

[raionmimi]

Big fan of the controversy over Lola Bunny’s Space Jam 2 design now that she no longer has tits becuase now the typical crowd that complains about desexualized designs are the ones that usually hate furries, and thus have locked themselves into a dilemma if they want Lola’s furry milkers to be the hill they want to die on to own the liberals

[raionmimi]

Even better, a large majority of people (including myself) just lowkey forgot what Lola looked like and only recalled that one iconic fanart. She never actually had bazongas in the original movie, so legally anyone who complains about the loss of her bouncy bunnies is undeniably a furry

[nyanbinyuri]

this is both the best and worst way to find out there’s gonna be a space jam 2

[tikkety-tok]

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts