Help me

Prepare to be disappointed .

[officialjiggly]

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

[bewbin]

determination 

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[aforest2006remaster]

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

@mysticismmess @hymnsofheresy this is us right here, isn’t it?

[mysticismmess]

I only spread minor trinitarian heresies 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[hymnsofheresy]

I mean…….those plot points aren’t even THAT heretical fjsbsbdhdhxhxj.

[wtffundiefamilies]

This Catholic approves.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry for being an ignorant American but uh. Has brexit happened yet

[astronomifier]

nope! the uk government is falling apart tho!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m very sorry to hear that. I promise you I understand

[closeted-hetero]

Sending you guys a concern with a side of fairy bread from Australia

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry for being an ignorant American but uh. Has brexit happened yet

[astronomifier]

nope! the uk government is falling apart tho!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m very sorry to hear that. I promise you I understand

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[lecterings]

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

[loveyourcrookedneighbour]

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

[reblogifyouricon]

Reblog if your icon

is perfect

[powerfulwizard]

hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

[rebe83]

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

How dare you call me out like this

[powerfulwizard]

Why would you want to relate to this? Why would you admit to that? Why would you announce to the world that you’re like this?

Here are the keys to your new home.

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial

when i was 13 i had no idea what make up looked like on. media literacy is important

[judeoceltische]

I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.

[cupcakeslushie]

or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs

[radicalfeministdragon]

This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.

[theambassadorposts]

yikes!

[jabletown]

“trans debate” is the newest iteration of such classics as “the Jewish question” and “the Negro problem.” people aren’t debatable

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

people aren’t debatable

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[30-minute-memes]

corn flaek

[inkskinned]

It is amazing how much it still fucking hurts finding out someone is homophobic. Like, I listened to your music on repeat for days! I loved your movies! I bought prints of your art! I supported your success. I helped you profit. I’ve been complicit in your hatred of us. I let you make me feel things. I let you into my life.

In person, a flinch. An awkward silence. An “I’m not PHOBIC, lmao, I’m not afraid of anything.” Before this, she was talking about loving gay porn. Before this, he was saying he’s going to make me straight somehow. Before this, I crawled out of my coffin and spat out dirt and called my teenage self and told her we survived the night.

Shouldn’t I expect it? Sometimes I find myself nodding, saying, “yeah, that makes sense,” like I didn’t just find out someone hates me on the principle of what I am. Mild reactions to a rotting violence. “Oh really? Huh. I got him wine for his birthday.” “She came to all my sleep overs. I guess now she thinks she turned me gay, probably.” A laugh. “My orthodontist. Guess that’s why he’s tryna turn teeth straight.”

I go home. I literally loved his mixtape. I gave him a list of comments and he said it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for him. I take my lover’s hand while we read the article together. We kissed to her music in a car in the rain. I fall asleep reading his poetry. I stare at her Facebook post.

“I don’t mean like the BAD kind of gay,” she explains. Her profile picture is a wedding I was invited to. When I fall, I don’t land well this time. I forget to tuck and roll. I haven’t talked to her in years and I’m stuck on this one. I was her friend! She knew about me! We got along really well! I told her things!

Okay. So I guess that’s another space, closing. So I guess that’s another unsafe. So I guess we get up and move on, because we sure as hell aren’t welcome to stay.

I helped him get published. I watch him frown at a picture of his ex. “I should have known all bi girls turn gay.”