[theehorsepusssy]

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[dogpuppy]

[blanketfortarchitect]

This would work on me

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[fixoid]

[tealmussel]

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[anarqueeen]

I wanna be a good person but unfortunately I was born a Pervert with a lot of ideas

[catmask]

everybodys got a friend who lives with a rabbit like nervousness justified as a survival mechanic that has yet to be disproved by death physical or metaphorical and so remains untouched and self fulfilling

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[halicablissoutv11]

2004

[soreheadinamblemood]