Vaper's Rights!

Made it to 30, very grim

[carcinocasino]

[thediscossessed]

Loving You Wednesday

[thediscossessed]

Aw heck yeah Loving You Wednesday !!!

[prettymaidmachine]

why would anyone ever even post anything its stupid

[greebledgoblin]

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

[greebledgoblin]

bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine

tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex

twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving

[dooscent]

No I didn't!! No I did not!!

[jeffgerstmann]

I don't like to kink shame, but in this case I"ll make an exception

[jeffgerstmann]

I’m always saying this

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[segamascott]

[videolottery]

This review is nonsense

House 1977 has not one but two horses featured over its 88 minute runtime.

First, one that’s easy to miss is this small horse outside of the shoesmaker’s workshop seen here next to Mr. Togo’s car. (And sharing the scene with director Nobuhiko Obayashi’s daughter Chigumi Obayashi, a cowriter of this film.)

This horse is shown a second time when Mr Togo returns to use the shoesmaker’s phone a few beats later.

Now I could forgive you for considering this to be a pony as it’s quite small and therefore not quite fulfilling the horse quota. But what I can’t forgive is blatantly ignoring this

The beautiful white horse featured in one of the most iconic moments of the film, Fantasy’s fantasy about being rescued by Mr Togo in which she imagines him riding in on a white stallion to save her from the titular House.

In conclusion this letterboxed review is pure bullshit made up for attention and you all fell for it because you don’t know anything about House 1977

[videolottery]

[txttletale]

imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[toskarin]

[flipchild]

Comedy and tragedy masks - Wikipedia

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[dragongirlsnout]

pjackk sighting fraud advisory

tl;dr pjackk is dead as a dog and the url just keeps getting reused and then deactivated

with pjackk "returning" and summarily dying badly immediately afterwards again recently, i was curious. for reference, here's a genuine pjackk from 2024.

this post identifies the original poster as blog uuid t:HuwUbWALH_henoZVntYRkw. not very interesting on its own, but the mustard gravy thickens.

14 july, 2026. this reblog, however, is identified as uuid t:tNMwxZMmAgBJnswr3_fn1g. and then; yesterday:

t:-ThK-Ibwire-Stwuc-vTDQ matches neither of the previous posts: a second pjackk imitation has hit the dashboard.

when will the next pjackk strike? who knows!

[grxi]

Not to try and contradict, but during the first return of metal Christ the original blog and all it's original posts were live, I was there to witness it. Would this mean the fakes can only post if the blog gets reinstated? Could this mean tumblr gives a new uuid to a blog that gets reinstated?

[dragongirlsnout]

i didn't include the first return (i forget when, but it was before july) because that was genuine; the blog owner got unbanned and then summarily deactivated? (i think) afterwards

[tinfoilvalentine]

Utena will have the most beautiful scene ever and it’s immediately followed by a frame that looks like this

[deanky]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[faraway-ant]

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

[angelicguy]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018