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Tom. 23. Brighton. Writer

[beautypeen]

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[saberhand]

this is the 14th fucking day of 2016, and look what has already happened

so, look. the capital city of my country just got kamikaze bombed today. jakarta, indonesia. i live a few hours from there. you know what got bombed? a mall. but the terrorists didn’t just target the entire mall, they specifically targeted American shops. McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks. right after, the terrorists started shooting the police and citizens. The officials speculated that it was ISIS. but you know what?

there is no #prayforjakarta trending in twitter. do you know how my people responded right after the bombs and the shootings? the workers continued working. the drivers continued driving. the cooks continued cooking. we know that this is a terrible and sad event, yet we do not want to remain in the past and retaliate against those who did against us. when paris got bombed, they got global support and coverage. all the first-world countries encouraged paris to bomb syria right back. and they did. obviously, i’m not speaking against paris and the people at all, but i’m just saying that indonesia, a muslim country, got terrorized by ISIS, and even without support of acknowledgement, we managed to mourn and move forward. just that. none of us blamed america (since they specifically targeted american-brand shops), nor syria, since we know that ISIS is NOT syria, which many, many people seem to have forgotten. we blame ISIS. we do not want to blame those who did nothing to us. i myself am catholic, and yet i do not hate any of my muslim friends and fellow citizens. 

i just find it odd that when a first-world white city was bombed, everyone freaked out and told them to bomb syria right back, and yet when a muslim country is bombed, nobody seems to care. 

why is #prayforsyria not trending? why is #prayforjakarta not trending? why is it that when ISIS terrorize muslim countries, everyone seems to turn blind?

and hey, i’m not going to apologize for my bad english. 

#kamitidaktakut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

[hirschest]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[the-duchess-of-spring-fling]

@theuntemperedschismv

[star-spangled-jackass]

I’M NEVER PREPARED FOR THIS

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[depressedfemme]

i hate how my mood completely depends on other peoples tiny actions i hate it i hate it i hate it so mu ch

[doloresofdelos]

It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor

[attilee]

oh my god

[iguanamouth]

[rockhardgeologist]

[arkanecorvo]

[britishtoatea]

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

[cloudmyeyes]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[superherofeed]

Oh my god, these world class fencers are having a LIGHTSABER DUEL.

[ariadnie]

the year is 2018. donald trump has been elected president, but he does something that causes the people to riot. congress calls for his impeachment. it passes. quietly, barely a whisper, the leader of the senate whispers

“you’re fired”

[worshipgifs]

Thank God for people that remain kind even when the world is not kind with them.

(via dreamingasia)

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[yearinreview]

puddle:

deepest darkest fear: typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts