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[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[tall]

[bakwaaas]

I am not immune to a hand on my lower back guiding me through the crowd

[bisexualbandgeek]

I love this shit and I know he loves protecting me.

[itshellfire]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED THIS MAN‼️‼️‼️

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“but if i tell Friend/Family/Partner about my needs instead of being a silently beleaguered doormat, they won’t want to be around me anymore!” that’s called the trash taking itself out and it’s the kinder but slightly less fun alternative to hitting them with sticks and rocks

[erulasse23]

[dragonmiracles]

GUYS I SAW PROJECT HAIL MARY

i love this book and movie so much i think i might make more art now bc of it. stay tuned.

[hedonistbyheart]

Little thing from project hail Mary that I keep thinking about on loop (spoilers)

How, when Ryland is injured and the talking device is broken so we can only hear Rocky's real voice, he makes these devastating high and panicky whining notes, then they change between that and his notes for "Grace" and then he just goes "Grace, Grace". I love it so much, it breaks my damn heart, but I so love that we don't get subtitles or the translator, just Rocky's real voice calling out for his friend and crying.

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[swiftiekyle]

When she steps into a stadium

[stillgotscars]

happy last monday stuck in an endless february to all who celebrate 🤍

[bradleybradshawty]

grace rocky stream midnights

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[susiephone]

grace barely ever swearing even in his own internal monologue means that for all we know rocky said fuck constantly and he just didn't tell us about it

[halethleia]

[jpierrepontcriss]

one of the things i like most about project hail mary is that ryland doesn't have a romance plot. it's such a relief to be able to watch an expansive, immersive sci fi movie about connection between all living beings and the power of courage and love between friends without gunking up the story with a romantic relationship. it emphasizes the immense sacrifice ryland was forced to make for all of humanity rather than shrinking that narrative down to one person