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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

cloudweinbergii

IT'S 50/50 RN

#reblog

tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

#reblog

catmeme-moved

i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart

sadbigboyhours

W-

sadbigboyhours

What’s the middle one???

flower-crow

alexfeelyx

this would explain a LOT of things

#reblog

sonicthehedgehog

Take a sneak peek at the upcoming 35th Anniversary short form animation, Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond!

#reblog #i can't watch this fully rn but what i did see looks sick #WATCHED NOW I'M EXCITED

throathole

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

throathole

INCREDIBLE response

#reblog

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

#reblog

tillero

I have personal level of beef with those rats

#reblog

everythingfox

Took a risk and it paid off

patheticperipatetic

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.

#reblog

dogpuppy

#reblog

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

skyporf

WHEN do you ever feel that

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the worms yearn for escape

#reblog #it sucks to feel them squirming =\

i-love-my-blorbo-polls

I see favourite colour and raise this: what colour is your blorbo associated with?

What colo(u)r is your Blorbo associated with?

red 🛑

orange 🍊

yellow ⚠️

green 🧪

blue 🧊

indigo 🌊

violet 🪻

pink 🌸

black 🕶️

white 🏐

gray 🎤

other/more than one/infinite nuance 🌈

Remaining time: 19 hours 48 minutes

#reblog #MY YELLOW BASTARD #now there's not much yellow on him #his base fire glowbis yellow #and he's a blonde #but the fire in his blood red irises makes em mote of an orange #and he's currently dressing himself in the colors of Hypnos than his own #honestly from an observer's pov you may think his color is a plum red #and sure he looks great in that #but he's a warning sign yellow #like on hazardous material or yellow jackets #or even chlorine yellow #were he gets his name

i-love-my-blorbo-polls

Does your blorbo have Weird Gender Bullshit going on?

They have the weirdest gender bullshit

they do indeed have weird gender bullshit‚ but not the weirdest

they dont have weird gender bullshit

nuance?

Does your blorbo have Weird Gender Bullshit™️ going on?

They have the weirdest gender bullshit

they do indeed have weird gender bullshit‚ but not the weirdest

they dont have weird gender bullshit

nuance?

Remaining time: 19 hours 54 minutes

#reblog #chloric is just mostly apathetic to gender #I've thought about playing a therian character before and that is much more unusual than an agender.#i mean chloric enjoys not being seen as a person #but that's moreso from self hatred than gender euphoria from animalistic behavior #although even without the self hatred he'd still be he/it #technically “they” is in there too #but that's moreso because im playing him and would rather be consistently gendered correctly than have some certain players get out of the s #swing of gendering me correctly #i don't play binary characters

yeosin-n

had a dumb idea…

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munnie-ee

THE ALL BLUE OMG THAT'S GENIUS

#reblog #i am not a one piece fan #but all my friends and family are

theoneofwhomisblue

blossposs

crispylilworm

theoneofwhomisblue

#reblog

epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official