Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
IT'S 50/50 RN
Stranger Things
d e v o n
dirt enthusiast
Mike Driver
NASA
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macklin celebrini has autism

Discoholic 🪩

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Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
ojovivo

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle

seen from Brazil
seen from Italy

seen from Japan
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seen from Hungary
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
IT'S 50/50 RN
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart
What’s the middle one???
this would explain a LOT of things
Take a sneak peek at the upcoming 35th Anniversary short form animation, Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond!
Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that
INCREDIBLE response
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
I have personal level of beef with those rats
Took a risk and it paid off
This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.
HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm
WHEN do you ever feel that
the worms yearn for escape
I see favourite colour and raise this: what colour is your blorbo associated with?
What colo(u)r is your Blorbo associated with?
red 🛑
orange 🍊
yellow ⚠️
green 🧪
blue 🧊
indigo 🌊
violet 🪻
pink 🌸
black 🕶️
white 🏐
gray 🎤
other/more than one/infinite nuance 🌈
Does your blorbo have Weird Gender Bullshit going on?
They have the weirdest gender bullshit
they do indeed have weird gender bullshit‚ but not the weirdest
they dont have weird gender bullshit
nuance?
Does your blorbo have Weird Gender Bullshit™️ going on?
They have the weirdest gender bullshit
they do indeed have weird gender bullshit‚ but not the weirdest
they dont have weird gender bullshit
nuance?
had a dumb idea…
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THE ALL BLUE OMG THAT'S GENIUS
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean
shove a whole stick of butter in my ass i've been a bad little santa's helper
You’re running out of posts huh
i'm just getting started baby
This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw
Quitting gender like quitting a bad customer service job
handing in your notice at the cis factory