whomst?

ugly, gay, and tired

[xxtc-96xx]

What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

[oneechangoddess]

Mewtwo made the right choice

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake

[lord-tachanka-official]

[nowhereelsetopost]

s l u r p

[delmondo]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hes in a fish tank

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

sea slug

[coyotesmokebreak]

[galaxianbitch]

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

THERE'S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I'M DRUNK I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I'M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

You know, I'm a city girl so I'm usually scared of any wildlife but he's actually pretty cute. I'm gonna call him Charlie

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald's coupon because what if he's hungry

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

He needs to spice up the look if we're gonna be friends I'm helping him out with some band merch

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I was worried about Charlie being dead but he started jumping and he jumped on my bass. I knew Charlie was a punk rock icon

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I opened the window so Charlie could be free and he's approaching it now. Looks like it's time for us to part.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So I'm sober now and I almost had a fucking heart attack when I went to get my wallet

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[my-darling-boy]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[catboymuqing-moving]

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

[archerinventive]

“Listen to me, girl, you have castles inside your bones, coronets in your heart, if he threatens you with battle, you raise him a whole war, the last time I checked, Queens cower before no man.”

Queens II By: Nikita Gill

I want to give a huge THANK YOU to my amazing roommate and assistant on this shoot Hanna V for all her help, as well as to fashion icons like Versace who were a huge inspiration behind this piece.

More photos coming soon. :)    

[hiyojun]

[penny-theunicorn]

This is a cinematic masterpiece and if you disagree you’re WRONG

[teatops]

OH MY GOD THIS WAS A STRESSFUL BUT INCREDIBLY SATISFYINGJOURNEY

[screechingnightchild]

^^^

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[xxvi0lent-vahlkampfiidaexx]

I thought this was a Ted talk

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[justlookatthosesausages]

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

[sbnkalny]

God lives in a jar.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*shakes it* hows it feel

[josephskeery]

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

[animentality]

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

[paganinpurple]

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

[actualaster]

oh my god it’s back, i didnt think this video was real i thought i dreamed it once holy shit

[sassy-dad]

@kishona

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work

[gay-jesus-probably]

For those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into low earth orbit, and they’re well on their way to making earth-based visual astronomy impossible.

Like, this was a picture taken by an observatory in Arizona

The streaks are all SpaceX satellites. So you can see why that’s a bit of a problem.

[pozhar27]

how high can we get in a hot air ballon and does anyone own a big ol gun lets go space huntin

[youre-out-of]

touch

[im-out-of]

time

[but-im-out-of-my]

head

[when-youre-not]

around