One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

Cloudy, certified gremlin, 27, she/her. Constantly screaming about one thing or another.

[214c]

グノーシアに襲われたら

[cursedxwt]

So I started Gnosia-

[krowtesque]

happy birthday to ib!!

[heartpdfs]

[mangonetics]

"Let's go": a normal amount of going

"Let's gooo": a lot of going, exciting!

"Let's goo": this is something different entirely

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[innerchildabortionclinic]

WTF (where's the feta?)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[oswinunknown]

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

[zukoaangs]

we are so close to zukaang becoming a popular ship i can almost taste it

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[modmad]

TPoH: Update!

Read the new TPoH Update here!

Read this free freaky comic called TPoH from the start here.

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support me on patreon for little extras! Even one or two dollars a month makes a big difference to me :D

[caesxr]

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

[somestorythoughts]

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."